The Krouch

The device that allows you to sit and move low to the ground comfortably while leaving your hands free to do work!

[Michael Knight @mikie_v]

Your first Realtor when you moved to Vegas 7 years ago.

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@QUACKINGALLDAY @mikie_v Only 2 states I haven't been to. Spent some time in Coos Bay and realized why Oregon ranks among the highest rates per capita in suicides.. oh the Gloom.

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@mikie_v @QUACKINGALLDAY At least you could've said something about the mafia or real life hookers.. Even Oregon has strippers.. I've seen them at the crabbing docks.

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@QUACKINGALLDAY @mikie_v Oh.. My Bad..I didn't know this was about UNLV.. not much of a reader. I just like to make fun of ducks. As you can see, that tactic doesn't gain much notice. Like water off a Duck's back, please forgive me.

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@QUACKINGALLDAY @mikie_v Don't worry.. they won't. I'm the only one who jumps into meaningless conversations to call out duckface jagoffs. The other 26 are probably DMing your sister instead.

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@QUACKINGALLDAY @mikie_v If it walks like a Duck.. Quacks like a Duck.. it must be a fugging Asshole.. #ducksoup

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@mikie_v Nothing makes me hard about watching these pukes

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@Jomboy_

[Kent Murphy @coachkentmurphy]

Iconic Swings in Baseball History @astros

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@mikie_v @bleav11 NVious Wolpricks

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

Bout time.. later than a Jake Marisnick slide.. but I ain't complaining. @coachkentmurphy

[Momentum @Watch_Momentum]

.@coachkentmurphy 👀

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@coachkentmurphy Bout damn time

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Worst strike three call in major league history

[Dale Murphy @DaleMurphy3]

They not only built @Braves country to what it is today, but brought baseball to anyone with cable tv. I meet #tbskids everywhere I go. Retweet if you’re a TBS KID!

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@Giraffe_Sounds 8 dingers?

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@mikie_v Are you finally happy?

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@clintfrazier @CLINT Hey Red Thunder.. if you look at CLINT real close.. or real far away.. kinda looks like the c-word.

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@AllOutShow Hell no..

[Michael Knight @mikie_v]

Digesting a Golden Knights Season Mike Villa Jr https://t.co/Z3Pjs8jEJ1

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@davidwebbshow @theblaze Interesting to see this today, as yesterday, I spent the Independence Day afternoon writing down a comprehensive immigration plan that could fit onto about 10 pages. Just need to have folks smarter than me actually review it, and submit to congress as a bill. @realDonaldTrump

[The Krouch @theKrouch_]

@JohnKruk Big Yankees fan.. but also love Kruk.. ever since the Las Vegas Stars. Actually switched the feed on Mlb. Tv to the Phillies Broadcast to listen to Kruk. No offense @RealMichaelKay. Listen to you all the time too.