Kurt Locker

This is a parody account

[Kurt Locker @TheKurtLocker]

@picketyp the syllable count is totally off. Thats why i stick with haikus

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@Real_Dan_Bedard @picketyp @GarnierFructis4 worst news iv heard since i watched the movie and found out she wasnt dead

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@Shawnf7otio please stop

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@Real_Dan_Bedard feels like i need more than 140 characters to express myself #bringingbackshorthand

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@Real_Dan_Bedard @picketyp @GarnierFructis4 im live

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Gold bullets going on ova here @Real_Dan_Bedard @picketyp

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Suck it gomez andfor an answer to the coke versus pepsi debate check over at @GarnierFructis4 . I have so say it was an unexpected winner.

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Spring breakers with @GarnierFructis4 hopefully selena gomez doesnt suck so much this time

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White people love boozies #smoovies #onesineveryfuckincolor

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@ThenJerrySaid how did it feel? @picketyp @Real_Dan_Bedard @GarnierFructis4

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@bambroza @ThenJerrySaid @picketyp @Real_Dan_Bedard How'd it taste?

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@bambroza @ThenJerrySaid answer the question...

[Lord Daniel Bedizz @Real_Dan_Bedard]

@steveaustinBSR #sharknado

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Hey studebaker, when was your last blowjob?... @ThenJerrySaid @bambroza

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#sundaeschoolgirls with @picketyp @Real_Dan_Bedard. shoutout to @GarnierFructis4 doing it @TheEdwinMcCain style tonight.

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I can't wait for my fruit smoothie when I get back to the house.

[Kurt Locker @TheKurtLocker]

Can't wait to demolish @picketyp and @GarnierFructis4