kyle

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Teddy Beersevelt @teddybeersevelt]

One could say I had some thoughts

[Kari @KariDaniels]

Bruh why did Dave Chappelle just pop up at the Usher concert like a Chappelle’s Show skit?? Look at his face 😂😂

[HEYZ @heyzmsc]

You ever sneeze with a Zyn in your mouth? Thang fukn launches

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

OBJ is on the Giants.
Yankees are great.
Mets are not great.
Geno is the Jets QB.
Patriots won the AFC.
Spurs are in the NBA Finals.
Rodgers is with McCarthy.
Flacco is still slinging it.
Stafford still got it.
LeBron still got it.
Your childhood ain’t over yet.

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[iain @HOERNMILTON]

i cannot be an mlb pitcher cuz if i pitched really well but we still lost i'd threaten suicide in the dugout

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Thankfully Jeffrey Epstein never made any racist jokes the night he had dinner with Chelsea Handler

[René @schizohustler]

a lot of people are addicted to being losers your job is to stay away from these faggots

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

pretty sure my homeboys would pregame my funeral

[Softboy @softboywin]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Ne-Yo bald ass was sliding on Closer omg

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Don Mattingly Grand Slams by year:

1982: 0
1983: 0
1984: 0
1985: 0
1986: 0
1987: 6 (single season MLB record)
1988: 0
1989: 0
1990: 0
1991: 0
1992: 0
1993: 0
1994: 0
1995: 0

One of the baseball stats ever

[myth @mythmofficial]

chudstep

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

Something looks off about Aaron Judge here. Must be the double ear flap helmet

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back