the meatiest lady

@voidboi is my dad. I woof quietly, make cute faces and boop you with my nose. 20150913 - 20230728.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Goodbye.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Snacking on an unattended burp cloth.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Cooking my big meat bag in the sunshine.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Letting out clouds of fragrant egg wind.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Dashing upstairs to play the walls like bongo drums.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Peeing on a mushroom.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Pooped out a deconstructed foam inner sole.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Got lonely at home and emptied your water bottle around the kitchen floor.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

I have egg freckles today.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Tripped over a curb while being distracted by a couple walking.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Snuffling the indoor plants.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Grumbling on the bed because I’m not getting enough attention.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Sniffed a tree hard enough that bark fell off and made me jump.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Huffing some cat poo.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Ate all my food so I started nibbling on the paint rollers.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Burying half a toilet roll in the giant beanbag.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Chasing the cat up and down the stairs.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Hey Dad I found a planter box. *mmffmfmffmlmffm*

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Rubbing myself on all the furniture to get your attention.

[the meatiest lady @TheLadyAlpine]

Snoozing with my nose tucked inside a hole I ate in my new bed.