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idle hands make for terrible masturbation

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The way str8 men have no problem calling a stripper by whatever she wants but can’t be bothered to use proper names or pronouns for someone’s comfort and safety says a lot about how men are willfully ignorant to anything that doesn’t service their penis.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

HE'S MAKING ALL THE STOPS

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Sometimes I forget my RBF is so bad until a stranger says I should smile and then I feel it get worse

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The elderly just say the darndest things. Someone put a pacifier in their mouths to keep them occupied or something

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Unrelated to mansplainer™️ and manspreader™️ we have Drunk By the 3rd™️

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A mandsplainer and a man spreader walk into a baseball game 🙄

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I prepared myself for the worst when an older Yankees fan came hustling up on me but he just wanted to compliment my tattoos and vibe 😭🥹

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The hardest part of trying to better your mental health is allowing yourself to spiral when your whole world crashes down without losing yourself in the process

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I have more personal space in the pit than I do in the bleachers at Nautica

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I don’t clown on anyone harder than PK Subban’s outfit choices.

Today? The ole orthodontist special

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I am in stitches omg

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Gritty after beating the Pens vs Gritty after being swept

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@spongebobsloth Free my mans

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Lights out Philly

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The Rental tried so hard to be the Slumlord Trilogy that I’m gonna watch the trilogy just to wash this movie out of my brain.

[Hasbullacane @HasbullaCane]

SUCK MY SVECHNICOCK

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@Nolanmills @phaseknight_ I walk slow so I can watch her walk 😅😅

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@Taxplceblwupdll

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@Taxplceblwupdll No not at all I’m just being a dick - my guess is that they do, but there are few enough thunderstorms in their biome for it to be a serious concern

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@Taxplceblwupdll No their horns are made of rubber to ground them

[z 🇨🇦 @sidrendipity]

🚨 Sidney Crosby has fallen down the stairs at the 2026 Met Gala.

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Oh the sass is strong on the Ferrari radio huh