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What happens when a bunch of band geeks make a youtube channel? This! #musicmemes to come
#bandnerd

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The Computer: Episode 4: https://t.co/ziIrHNb0LH via @YouTube

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Happy Birthday, George #Gershwin! Watch more here https://t.co/7JVvONdMBX #PorgyandBess

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#flute #elfonashelf

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It's those darn reeds.
#bandnerd #reeds

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What do you throw a drowning bassoon player?

A waterproof bassoon case.

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#elfontheshelf #bassoon

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Conductor: “Back to bar one.” Saxophonist: “Wait. My part isn’t numbered.”

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Piccolos spend half of their time tuning and the other half playing out of tune.
#piccolo #flute #bandnerd

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Why don't bass players play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune."

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Why was the pianist banging their head against the piano?

They were playing by ear.

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What do saxophones and lawsuits have in common?

You’re glad when the case is closed.

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Know how to make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Don't brag, kids.
#pun #bandnerd https://t.co/5nVvUPcPWM

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How do you get a trombonist off of your doorstep?

Pay them for the pizza.

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How do trumpet players greet each other?
"Hi, I'm better than you."

#bandnerd #bandproblems

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When does a saxophonist change their reed?

Whenever a difficult section comes up in their part.

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How do you make a double bass sound in tune?

Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.

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What about the Efer? #clarinet #bassclarinet #woodwind #bandnerd

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When iPhone Facebook Messenger meets Android Facebook Messenger.
#random https://t.co/2F5ZRZUgSg