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“What kind of person says motherfucker? Horrible word. Some say it’s two words. One word. It’s one word. I have never said motherfucker. And I will never say motherfucker. You can quote me on that!”
— President Trump reacts to Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib swearing to impeach him

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“You’re all in this together!” Says Ontario Premier Doug Ford in Rousing New Year’s Address to the People

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#palmoilsaproblem

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WestJet Now Selling $25 Seat-Change Vouchers Just in Case You End Up Sitting Beside a Mouthy Racist

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“3 or 4 more of these sexual assault things and you may lose my vote,” GOP Senator Warns Kavanaugh

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“Hurricane Florence is very bad. Very bad. I had an aunt named Florence. One of the smartest women who ever lived. Maybe the smartest….”

— President Trump issues dire storm warning from Oval Office.

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Was calling a heckler "racist" going to far on the part of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau? We ask @HonAhmedHussen #pnpcbc #cdnpoli

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Nestle Announces Donation of 100,000 Bottles of Water to Fight Forest Fires

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Tape Surfaces of Trump Not Calling Black Woman a Low-IQ Dog

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Certified 100% Heterosexual Chicken Nuggets Coming to Canada as Chick-fil-A Announces 15 Toronto Locations

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U.S. Facing Shortage of Overpriced Made-in-China Shoes and Rich-Old-White-Lady Dresses as Ivanka Suddenly Shuts Down Clothing Company

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Revised Ontario Sex Ed to Focus on Missionary Position Between Husband and Wife on Tuesday Nights

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“Your other left, Mr. President…”
— Chief of Staff John Kelly forced to shout out directions to Trump during NATO military fly-over

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Canadians Let Their Wilder Side Show on Canada Day Say News Reports

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Canada Quietly and Politely Changes Facebook Status

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Ford's Polling Numbers Nosedive in “Widows-Who-Have-Been-Ripped-Off-by-Brothers-in-Law” Demo

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Security Stops Confident Ford From Entering Premier’s Office to “Measure for Drapes and Furniture and Stuff”

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Simpsons Accused of Stereotyping Fat, Dumb People

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Ford Stiffs Paid Debate Actors by Giving Them MOGA Bling Instead of Promised $75 in Cash
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“Done Pussying Around” — Doug Ford Announces He’s Running for Both Mayor of Toronto and Premier of Ontario