Laurie Keller

[Bill Lawrence @VDOOZER]

“@bobclendenin: Here's a taste of the respect I get from fellow cast. http://t.co/hx2lYUlC84” Bob's CT GAG REEL. Enjoy.

[Gina Dee @lastntsmakeup]

@TheLarmy so I got my 8 year old nephew to start saying "Wabam!" At various things. It was the best part of my day! #CougarTownTBS

[matty fagan @Zoozes]

Lady Poof is my new favorite phrase. It may actually be the best phrase EVER! #CougarTownTBS @TheLarmy @Busyphilipps25 @CougarTownTBS

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Prediction for 2014: North West and Blue Ivy collaborate on America's first baby beat box album.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

I just realized I'm officially a cougar! Thinking I should get some themed nail art done ... #LaurieandTrav

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

So glad it's 2014. Even number years are like way better than odd number years. #FACT

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Getting supes excited for next Tuesday. Thinking of hosting a theme night and playing wine pong.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Planning my New Year's outfit. Wondering if I can make a jello mold around my body... I bet Bey knows. #nodisrespecttobeyonce

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

@SuzyQuzey Fail. Try again.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

@ShannonA11 i remember being a baby. My mom made a 1st b day cake out of an ashtray and cool whip. Luckily, my fat step bro ate it b4 me.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

@alycat1989 A little tip - white strips while you pound; saves your teeth.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

I've missed my Larmy.... B-T-Dubs, I've officially changed New Year's from Dec 31, to Jan. 7... Any guesses why?!

[Melody Derloshon @MelodyDerloshon]

Everyone follow these triplets and support their awesome cause @walkersforhaiti they're walking 150 miles, from Madison to #Chicago! #haiti

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

@Marto_xD they do... No?

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Now accepting tips on dealing with being dumped ...

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Nezzie's placenta skirt used to light up at the clubs #blacklight

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

@Not_reallyLuis well now I know what I'm doing tonight.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

@iMands Nothing much. Just drinking and tweeting.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Little known fact: My landline number is an old Dennys. My landline calls are either super serious shiz or orders for rootie tooties.

[Laurie Keller @TheLarmy]

Y'all, I put mirrors on my ceiling this week. Turns out I have a tattoo of someone's silhouette. Who are you pointy nose, tiny chin?!