Jack Last • TheLastJack

21 • Washington (not D.C.) • BFA Musical Theatre • he/him • private spam: @jackalast

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@Vallieboycos VALLIE NO

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Deadliest drinking game: take a shot every time Beadle in Sweeney Todd says “my lord”— you will not survive “Ladies In Their Sensitivities” lmao

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@jack_bfr

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Being typecast as a child finally pays off lmao

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“A boy in the hand is worth two in the bush!” -Dylan

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Actual assignment I just did for an online class had me sending in screenshots of my own tweets. I’m not even kidding. 😂

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Sorry every other lover of women but I got the best girlfriend therefore I won

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Got the lefty butterfly app lol

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“Thank you! This time I won’t ignore them on accident and report them.”

“*makes a squeaking noise* that was good joke, that was funny… good night, everyone.”

“Lock this bitch in, I’ll learn my ABC’s.”

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Some of the things my girlfriend has said in her sleep: a thread (posted with her permission of course):

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“They don’t get tornadoes in Europe. Why? …France-nado.”

“Thank you… *whispering* the fifth grade… no.”

“I love when giant women.”

“Don’t make that face at me.”

“No! Don’t kiss me! I’m gonna look like a harlot!”

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One thing at the top of my bucket list that will never happen is have a NERF battle with Barack Obama— I feel like he would have a lot of fun with that lol

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The sole reason I blow dried my hair was to play video games with headphones on faster

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ADHD cleaning means it still looks messy but you did clean— your drawers look nicer but nothing else does

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@Vallieboycos I need to steal your old jokes lmao

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Unexpected effect of becoming a tour guide: the knowledge that I am almost always within a 10-minute walk of a corpse