Victor Diacono

I'm a busily retired sexagenarian: I'm writing. My first novel, a mix of dirty realism & domestic noir. MA Creative Writing Lancs & MA Tech Comm SHU.

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@sanatani8455 @jimstewartson ur a dickhead

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@girlthoughts899 It's also risky for committed men to open them at home, hon. It's a sin. So if ur going thru a torrid few hours I suggest a 2- or 3-finger solo and just let us know how it went :-)

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@RachieRach429 Does the desk cost money?

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@Sirspartacus4 @girlthoughts899 That's bloody rude even if u may be right :-)

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@girlthoughts899 Relax, Believe, Repent

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@RoslynMarie6 Oh come on check their age first cos u may get into trouble. Try the grandads.

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@KaleyKattt by kids or by the cops?

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@NerdyCheeseCurd d'ya mean u make the first move, on the first date?

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@wiseconnector English only

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@uusaint Get a life; finger the missus.

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@AmyStory3_0 God bless you hon and keep last night's fun coming (y)

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@VampireGhuleh Relax, it won't matter no longer

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@uusaint "Someone blow me", the boy muttered.

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@wiseconnector It's fingered in the sand

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@MichaelLieberHQ Bernard Grech

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@woofknight FCUK. They're flat as pancakes.

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@BenjaminWi86105 @WickedSuccubus9 she isn't. just relatively young and insecure.

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@WickedSuccubus9 everybody looks a mess when it's done. so just bite the pillow and stick to face down.

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@emily_tweets god bless it. and wrap it in bubble wrap when not in use.

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@VampireGhuleh U look great all over and the added touch of large specs make u look erudite. Just one thing, the top button... do u have to keep it buttoned-up? :-)