Laura Pieri

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[Laura Pieri @theLauraPieri]

She’s here! https://t.co/2SdtLbXmcr

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

two wolves inside of me

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[pris @pwiscila]

She looks like she needs to be emerging from a giant clam shell with a bunch of glowing light surrounding her… I’m actually speechless

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

#ImStillHere takes home Brazil's first ever #Oscars win!

[ෆ Jen ෆ @Loveeliful]

Me dying from lack of attention

[re: emma @evemmore]

next white lotus should be set in Greece. It should star meryl streep, christine baranski and julie walters. pierce brosnan colin firth and stellan skarsgard should also feature. also amanda seyfried could be there. and instead of a body the mystery should be who her father is

[➣ 𐙚🫧 ೀ @werepixies]

actually i’m not asking i’m TELLING !! GO WATCH IT NOW !!

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

your body is a shondaland

[erin @maizie_star]

me when the cat is looking up at the kitchen island and doing that rocking thing they do before they jump

[skipppppy 🍉@ ANNECY FESTIVAL!! @skipppppy_art]

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like bed, I like soft pillows and blankets for my sleepy head

[11:59 🖤 🇧🇷 @caminofront]

Me after a baby says “googoo”

[✦ 🐚💫 ✪ felix ⸆⸉ 🪽🏳️‍⚧️ @felinemagicall]

(comforting a nonbinary person) theyre theyre

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

I should start a podcast called This Guy Sucks and all I do is invite all my historian friends on to talk about their most hated historical figure

[maci @maciwtf]

peeing after esex so i don’t get an hdmi

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

straighten your back and drink some water you dehydrated banana

[luquinhas @luquinha]

a hora que a fatia de queijo sai de dentro do queijo eu transcendi junto com eles