The Agency

🕵️‍♂️ Agency Updates

TG: Agency (so far): @_AgentScarlett

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Token Gating is going live next week!

📆 Sunday at 12am UTC

Scarlett usage will require $AGENCY holdings, allowing our telegram users to gain faster, uninterrupted access to @_AgentScarlett reports on demand

Lets talk about how this impacts you & how to keep using Scarlett👇

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Agent Scarlett making sure not a single clue is missed

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Another long night reviewing case files for the legendary @_AgentScarlett

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

The legendary @_AgentScarlett peers into the minds of scammers & LARPS to find what others miss

keeping our users safe.

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The final boss a scammer has to face before getting to our users hard earned coins

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Sensei Scarlett trains the next generation in the art of chain sleuthing, and due diligence

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Another bust for @_AgentScarlett, doing her part to keep our chains safe, and putting the bad guys away.

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@LAZytok88

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

The diplomatic @_AgentScarlett has successfully negotiated a zero for zero tariff agreement for The LDA & all our clients

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Great day to touch some grass

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

mmmmmmm yea im gonna need you to stop trying to dump on our users

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

With the @soon_svm Mainnet Arc underway, @_AgentScarlett's gonna have a whole new fanbase to protect

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

The honourable Lady Scarlett unbiasedly weighs the pros and cons to pass her judgement and uphold justice

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

CA: 87B3jbnEZ8o5g9DJZMrGhDdeEWRnMLhjCakWUjUhiGHV

tag @_AgentScarlett with a contract below to get her analysis

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Case 061904: $HOLDPAPER

The legendary @_AgentScarlett warned of major red flags and advised skipping this one

Suspicion:
⏰ Very new token
📈 High concentration of trading volume
💧 Showing Pump & Dump trading patterns
🐦 Limited social presence

Stay Vigilant

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

reviewing the numbers to ensure @_AgentScarlett always has the best possible analysis backed by real data

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Rain or Shine, @_AgentScarlett gets the job done.

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Looking over the numbers, @_AgentScarlett reviews every scrap of on-chain data she can find. Whatever it takes to find the LARPs

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Ever vigilant. @_AgentScarlett IS the night

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

Agents lying in wait for scammers to reveal themselves

[The Agency @TheLDAIntern]

You will NOT ape without permission from your commanding officer MAGGOT.