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Susie and me had a breakup,
A terrible marital shakeup:
With her true face revealed,
My love was repealed:
She's ugly without all the makeup

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@TheCraael that is fucked. Entire vibe, view, everything destroyed

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@TheCraael this is why you gotta fuck off completely and go way deeper into nature for the permanent homestead. Development gonna come knockin' and jack shit you can do about it

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@MrHodl wtf I love Ted Cruz now, even his dangling boogies

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@CoinCornerMolly IT ADDS UP. The many lessons of bitcoin.

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@CoinCornerMolly this is sorcery, and sorcery is punishable by death

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please stop doing the wedding photos where you make it look like you're fleeing from a giant creature, thanks

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@jakecoco I wear a magnum cockring as a wristband to signify that I am fertile

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a lot of guys are self-conscious about their feeble and unathletic ejaculatory performance. There are loads of forum posts about it

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@knutsvanholm Mexico is dope

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I have more respect for savage rednecks than hipster trendies

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@Oroborous2

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sardines and bananas are a delicious combo and ultra-affordable nutritional powerhouse. Few understand this.

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A corpse with no life in its brain
Was freed from its deathly domain:
The doc brought his wife
Half-back to life,
To cum in her soulless remains

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You're telling me cum in my vagina can alter my DNA but vaccines cant?

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@libsoftiktok do "abrosexuals" just identify as asexual on days when they're not feeling horny? Seems sort of untethered

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