The Line Thing

Primetime NFL picks from two guys staring at a line. No film. No models. No research. Every pick tracked.
Not backed by science.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Who else do you know that’s 10-1 in the first 11 Primetime games of the season?

Browns +2.5

Poop scoot boogie

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Him all along.

Dirty Birds +1.5

Slat

Ya hearddd

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Let me spell this out for you. Before the first prime time NFL game this year, we told the world, we’re the shit. Since explaining to the world that we’re the coolest guys ever, we’ve supported that fucking notion by going 11-1. You like what I’m telling you?

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

I don’t understand how we don’t have a billion followers. We’re 10-1 doing this shit.

Panthers +3.5

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Check our shit. 9-1 on NFL Primetime games. Tonight it’s the Browns.

Browns +2.5. 10-1 inbound.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Yeah I know the home and away is backwards, but we respond. 9-1. See you Thursday.

Bears +3.5 was free 💰💰💰💰

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Last night fucking sucked. Bears +3.5.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Upset. 8-1

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8-0.

First team to get the Line Thing twice.

RAMS -1.5.

They know what to do.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

THE LINE THING GOT MOTION. 💸

8-0. EIGHT AND FUCKING ZERO.

Falcons +4.5 ✅
Won outright by 21.

Eight picks. Eight winners. Zero losses.

See you Sunday night.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

7-0. A little Line Thing theory for the backers:

Falcons +2.5 to +4 → ATL
Falcons +6 to +7.5 → GB

+4.5 lives in the weird middle ground. Still Atlanta, just not enough THING for anything more.

FALCONS +4.5. SLIGHT.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Seven posts. Seven winners. This is getting fucking ridiculous. 7-0. See you in week 3.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

6-0. STILL UNDEFEATED.

Monday Night Football. Chance to make it seven straight.

RAMS -6.5.
🎯 LINE THING.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

6-0.

We Mega Pooped.

WE HAVE NOW CORRECTLY PICKED EVERY SINGLE PRIMETIME SPREAD OF THE SEASON SO FAR.

When will you become a believer?

See you tonight.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

5-0. UNDEFEATED.

We’ve tried being reasonable about this.

That ends tonight.

COLTS +6.5.

🚨 MEGA POOP HAMMER. 🚨

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

@ToddFuhrman Or just follow the line thing

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

Too easy

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

WE’RE BACK.

Week 2. 4-0 with a chance to make it 5.

Staring down perfection every time we step on the field. Wouldn’t want it any other way.

Bills -5.

See you tonight. 🦬 Backers Unite

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

5-0.

At what point do we become a national emergency?

Bills -5 ✅

The Line Thing remains undefeated.

We’ll be taking no questions at this time.

[The Line Thing @TheLineThing]

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