Liza Dennis

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

@ris_moneyy Got a bigger one 😂

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

I told a guy his motorcycle was small so guess what he did next

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

You may say you love Barbie, but did u even have a Barbie birthday cake?

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

I don’t have enough storage for threads so no

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Ever since covid people don’t say bless you when I sneeze the same way they used to, now most people ignore and fear me. Or maybe it’s just me??

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Honestly I have to say it, Wayne Brady should’ve won Dancing with the Stars

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Welp I knew she was going to announce something

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Imagine if she announced her candidacy after this halftime show, idk I feel it coming

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

“The only good thing about the eagles winning is they will burn their city down after” -my dad

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

I get stopped every time for security check at airports but this time it was for my moms home made banana bread and that was kinda silly

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

@Brittany_nikki_ Is this about me?

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

It’s the proud way that I don’t drink at parties but just dominate the pong table

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Coach Cal about to shoot a 3 on the court

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Mondays are great when you have the day off

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Frick the snow

[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

Our country was founded on the promise of liberty and freedom. Now due to the GOP and its Supreme Court, this is no longer true for women’s healthcare and freedom.

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Yayy happy Independence Day to all the natural born males of America!! You guys truly rule this country! Isn’t that great!! I love it heree

[Liza Dennis @theLizardDennis]

Can we all rebel for a revolution like we can’t just keep living our daily lives like this

[Greyson Myers @grey_son7]

Welcome to the United States. Where guns have more rights than women