TheLizardLord

Apocalypse and Reptile enthusiast.

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

S-Market Triple chocolate cookies fuel me!
I consume them like other people consume oxygen!
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@zimmerltw I thought the Purple Dragons were evil

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@CME_T_Was_Taken Well, you gotta capitilize. (Players don't like to bother with copper and silver anyhow)

[CME_T @CME_T_Was_Taken]

The Weekly Roll Ch. 207. "Big Summer Blowout"

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@CME_T_Was_Taken I feel like the DM should cut them some slack here.
Non-"I loot the body"-behavior should be encouraged.

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@Based_SpaceGoji I did always feel sad about how the only proper command he learned was "Go away" or "Back away"

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Pissing off my friends in valheim by building dollar generals

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@scotchicc Good

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@BlazeBinges Don't even get me started on how this episodes ends

[falka @mvdpire]

actual dialogue choices in the game by the way

[CME_T @CME_T_Was_Taken]

Damn, this one did numbers huh?

[Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]

AI

[Fera Animations @AnimationsFera]

Have you ever seen a grown bat smile?
#dispatch #dispatchfanart #DispatchGame

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@Titan_III_E @morchel Not gonna touch on the green energy bit but.
Did bro seriously call stealing original content, copyrighted material, people's faces and voices "Available Data". Unreal.

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@CME_T_Was_Taken Smite the wicked lady!

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@JAPversus I get the feeling Ounce always thought he could make the twitch from Fighter to Paladin, and that either most of his gear is from slain warriors he found in dungeons or be bought second hand from retired fighters.

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@Trey_Explainer I didn't. Felt like I should have tho. A lot of them were old recorded tv shows too.

[TheLizardLord @TheLizardLord]

@evilgeckowo If it brings you comfort you are not alone. Watched a D&D memes channel read a 4chan post and to quote:
"I had a magic item, similar to the dead Ringer from TF2 (Read as Titanfall 2)"

[SilentManJoe @SilentManJoe]

apparently when I said "later" I meant it in valve time