Genny Santos

I should be somewhere else now...

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

"I'm just really pissed off cause they raised the senior citizen age and now I have to wait another 5-10 years to bank off being old!" -mom

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

p sure about 87% of post-grads commit accidental tax fraud

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

First of all June Cleaver is a lovely lady and a hot mama so how dare you

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

If you're trapped in an apartment long enough there's really no difference between a beer bottle and a microphone

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

These snowdayz have devolved into me getting drunk and yelling at my tv #bridgetjonesismyspiritanimal

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

I mean sometimes you're just not prepared and have to scrape ice off your car with a spatula while passersby quietly mock

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

I'm super pumped I got the day off and all for the couple inches of snow, but let's not have this whole "you have no power now" thing y'all

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

Shoutout 2 the new BushwickSuperBoy @sadgayfriendx smashin toilets and shit #missyou

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

The further I get from the arena the cheaper the scalpers are selling cotton candy #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

What's punting a few kids trying to escape on a Friday the 13th #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

I was very mislead as to what this event was #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

that was short. Guess they don't have much of an attention span. hope these parents didn't shell out real cash4this #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

Kid just poured cheese on his lap. Deliberately. Just watched it just come out. What a waste. #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

The fact that jake the pirate saved Captain Hook from mortal danger tells me he's not a real og #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

There's a constant hum of distant weeping and screaming #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

Are these sky dancers 2.0 powered by everlasting gobstoppers???!?????? #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

How do I apply for the job "plush crocodile suite wearer who cruises around belly-down on a scooter across stage" #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

Captain Hook, you already HAVE A HOOK. wait. Are they selling hook hands in the lobby? #lonelygirldoesdisney

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

Since every parent here has two iPhones and a camera to document their kids covered in cheese not paying attention to some pirate show

[Genny Santos @TheLostGenny]

At least I'm not out of place on my phone being on twitter...#lonelygirldoesdisney