Husband @jrosenbaum : I deleted Twitter from my phone for the weekend. You should do that.
Me: I just roasted you for asking me if I keep the post office hours
After House Republicans in the #moleg ELIMINATED LOCAL LIBRARY FUNDING, Senate Democrats fully restored library funding today in the senate’s version of the budget. Full Senate vote expected next week. Thank you @SenLaurenArthur@KarlaMayMO4@beedubyah1967@BrianWilliamsMO !!!
Me to PreK after he farts: “Oof! I’ve been smelling a lot of farts today. Do you need to go to the bathroom?
PreK: “maybe you’re smelling your own farts.” My little gaslighter. 😒
I tease @jrosenbaum when he is randomly thanked by @stlpublicradio listeners. Today my Prek’s principal stopped me in the pick up line and told me how kind PreK was to the new kid. My point: sometimes it’s just nice when someone tells you that you’re doing a great job.
During a parent-teacher conference with my kid's speech therapist.
Her: "We've been working on 'Stop. Think. Answer.' "
Me: "I am going to use this with adults."
Tell me about all the strange #cartoons you grew up watching.
I still think about David the Gnome at least once a week. It was a show about a gentle gnome who cares for all the animals of the forest and I watched it religiously.
Nothing like getting schooled by your prek kiddo because you forgot that it was the first of two costume days. “Why did you forget?” My dude, mother keeps track of all the things.
As we enter parent-teacher conference season, here is a great opening line for your conversations with teachers and support staff (suggested by the campus Child and Family Care Facilitator): "Tell me one thing that you love about working with my kid."