Lucy F Orchard

I’m a stand up and a trucker who loves cats, comedy and crime drama. Graduate of Amused Moose Comedy. PGCE, Clean C+E License. CPC.

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@Glasgow_Times M8 15-16

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@JuliaHB1 @kayeadams She was also guilty of succeeding whilst female.

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@JJSharpers The only thing that would stop me wearing this from the post office is that it’s really cold in there 😆 other than there I’d wear it 24 7

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Hear me out. Baez & Baker. The real stars of Blue Bloods. What have they given us since Cagney & Lacey? Under used and over looked. Be the change America. @lilpeenutmarisa @abigail_hawk @SharonGless @tynedalyonline

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@treecreeperltd @AlisonMoyet Not anymore toots 😂

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@ODEONHelp @ODEONCinemas @jimmycarr @MerlinCinemas @vuecinemas Lady Chloe. I beseech thee. Mater, myself and our peers absolutely adored the talking picture on Monday. We patronised your Taunton establishment. My prodigal brother arrives to the shire on the 23rd of this month. Do you know if this spectacle will still be available? *curtsey*

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@ODEONCinemas hi, how can I find out if you are showing Fackham Hall in Taunton? @jimmycarr I’m doing my best and asking around. @MerlinCinemas don’t know either. @vuecinemas I’d consider Exeter too!!

I just want to watch it!

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@candrcooper @ODEONCinemas @jimmycarr @MerlinCinemas @vuecinemas Check your odeon listings. Mine were posted last evening. We won’t have to drive an hour!!! Well done @ODEONCinemas kept us guessing but pulled it out at the end. 😉

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@candrcooper @ODEONCinemas @jimmycarr @MerlinCinemas @vuecinemas It’s a huge film with a huge cast but no one is admitting to showing it!! It’s out in 6 days!

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@ODEONHelp @ODEONCinemas @jimmycarr @MerlinCinemas @vuecinemas Amazing reply. Just hope you show the film. 🤞 really enjoyed Spinal Tap so would definitely come to you if it’s on.

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@Irish_Ferries if the rumours true and you get a new boat for the Cherbourg to Dublin route do you think you could find out if there are any female Irish writers? There must be at least one? 🤷‍♀️💃🤞📚✍️

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@ExeChiefsWomen c’mon!

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@DailyMail hi just been on your website can you tell me who won the women’s World Cup yesterday as I couldn’t see it there?

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@Irish_Ferries how do I contact you about lost property on the Oscar Wilde? Thanks xx

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@McNeutrino look we know what u did with casualty but have you never lost it listening to Law&Order? I lose it to Da Reload weekly. Uboys are the only people who could ChaaChung with honour. People in their 40s need you two to step up. What would @FINALLEVEL do? #WhatWouldIceTdo?

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@Miele_Press I’ve got to ask. Do you do a free standing fridge smaller than 6 ft 1? And I don’t mean the baby one. Our Miele fridge is 4 ft 9. How can we get the cats down on a new one? And what happened to the wine rack? Why so mean?

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@almurray absolutely delightful. Enjoy. I think you will very much enjoy this.

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@SiameseAbby Agp.

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@vanessak6951684 @Glinner There will always be women who work against women to seek higher value in men’s eyes. They don’t even know they are doing it so there is little chance they will ever stop.

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@1n_v1no_ver1tas @markwhiteTV @Keir_Starmer @YvetteCooperMP And yet it’s not feasible to give WASPI women justice. Just disgusting. That’s just one days figures.