Frederick

I like lots of things but seem to focus on having arguments I can’t win, with people who won’t listen.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@IronAndWine if I ask very nicely, and you are okay with seeing a 6ft2 bald Englishman crying, so you think you could play Trapeze Swinger this evening?

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@NJ_Timothy If only someone else was in charge for the previous 14 years.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@joncoupland My V6 diesel wagon brings me much more joy!

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@RoyalMailHelp hi. I’m waiting on a parcel that was send 1st class signed for 9 days ago. Obviously this service isn’t tracked, but I can’t get any help otherwise?

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@dieworkwear Only a part of a castle. Wait until you see what you can get in France…

[Dr Nafeez Ahmed @NafeezAhmed]

We see you. You and your Telegraph screeds spouting wanton disinformation against Muslim communities and migrants set the scene for this violence.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

Can any of #weirdcartwitter help design/print a sticker for my new car? WaftWagon feels appropriate.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@NJ_Timothy Hopefully tax rises just going your way.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

I’m confused about The Bear being nominated for comedy awards? I love the show, but it’s not a comedy surely?

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@NJ_Timothy Btw you are an MP now. When are you going to fix my pot holes and get us that train station you promised? Or mention west Suffolk.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

@jessphillips You’re a god damn hero.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

So excited to have a cabinet of people who know what they’re doing.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

Very upset that arch cunt Nick Timothy has won in my home of west Suffolk. Without mentioning west Suffolk once.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Labour GAIN Colchester from the Conservatives 🌹

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

I would encourage anyone considering voting for the Tories in west Suffolk to google him. The “local candidate” failed to run in Birmingham. Is the architect of so many of the failures of the last 14 years.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

Just had a leaflet through the door from @NJ_Timothy who has filled it with nonsense. Attacking @RebeccaDenness but saying nothing of substance. He claims to represent the constituency but has still NEVER mentioned West Suffolk since the election was called.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

With an endorsement from one liar for another, bloggers labour to kick this lot out in Witham.

[Priti Patel MP @pritipatel]

As Boris says; the people of the Witham constituency should ‘stick with Prit!’

Thank you to my great friend, the former Prime Minister @BorisJohnson for his support and friendship.

On the 4th July I’m asking voters across the Witham constituency to re-elect me on my local record of delivery and for standing up for this beautiful part of Essex.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

Exactly this. If I was taxed more I’d still be able to drink my Aldi champagne. But I’d also know that we have a society that cares for everyone. Tax is good, when it is used for good. Not just giving your mates yachts.

[Frederick @TheMachineF]

Don’t do something you regret. Make sure you know who to vote for to ensure a complete Tory wipeout. Watching these people lose their 2nd jobs is one the few joys of the last 14 years.

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Once you make that decision on Thursday, there's no going back.

Don't do something you might regret.