My superpower is that I've never had a major injury, but in exchange I inflict minor injuries to myself in the stupidest ways possible. Examples include re-injuring my back trying to tie my shoes and fucking my hand up pouring salad in a bowl.
"The Annoying Person" originally appeared in @TheLiftedBrow, and is part of "The Lover of Everyone in the World," available here: https://t.co/bVEswdZnn4