Goro Fuckin’ Majima

My name’s Goro Majima, don’t you forget it
Main-@ForkOnPlateVEVO
Semi-unserious Majima, I will be mean for comedy
Also, be warned of excessive swearing

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

//idfk where to put my drive so here https://t.co/V3ghX6yRKd

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

heh, IF ya win… you’ll hafta kill me ‘fore I give up anything to you

[John Yuffie Kisaragi🍥 @therealyuffie]

I still get it when I win...right?

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@KrisDreemuxhyo @THESoul966 @H3R_666 @destitutionepap @MadMewM3w @AquaThe_Flower @Th35c1enti5t @FadedGoldenBoy @TH3_ANGL3 @Gold3nDreemurr hell yeah

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@TakeshiUran0 oh, you, fuck they mean by “believe in you” you ain’t santa claus or nothin’

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

huh? who in the hell is that?

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@KrisDreemuxhyo yo

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

ohoho, I got more than just my knife, kid (BREAKER STYLE)

[John Yuffie Kisaragi🍥 @therealyuffie]

Kid?! I’m a master Wutai ninja, old man! You want a fight? Fine! But when I win, I'm taking that shiny dagger of yours. Hyah!

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@majimoonlight nunna yer business

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@minedaiyaoi fuck's that mean?
//mmm I wonder who that could be among me and my oomfs

[mr crusty chris @BIGfatFISHe]

@minedaiyaoi

[sevval ☆ @minedaiyaoi]

7 things you should tell a yakuza player:

Let's play MAHJONG

ten years in the joint made you a fucking PUSSY

come join the TOJO CLAN

Minedai is CANON

The selfish deed is not FREEDOM

Balls out, KIDO

Is that the dame dame GUY

[カズ真 @ps5mizuno]

おはようございます🌞
あらもう金曜日✨
週末���しむ🍣

婚バージョン

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

yeah yeah kid cut the chit chat, I've seen ya around and know you're good at fightin' so come at me already

[John Yuffie Kisaragi🍥 @therealyuffie]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is with the snakeskin jacket and the eyepatch?! Are you su'pposed to be some kind of discount pirate? Look, mister, if you’re looking for an autograph from the great Wutai ninja Yuffie Kisaragi, you're gonna have to wait in line!

[John Yuffie Kisaragi🍥 @therealyuffie]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is with the snakeskin jacket and the eyepatch?! Are you su'pposed to be some kind of discount pirate? Look, mister, if you’re looking for an autograph from the great Wutai ninja Yuffie Kisaragi, you're gonna have to wait in line!

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@therealyuffie A ninja eh?! I bet you’ll put up a good fight…
COME AT ME!!!

[✨Peachy-Keen✨ @PeachyDash]

Locking these three into a room and asking who would win in a fight, Kiryu Saejima or Majima just to see how quickly it devolves into chaos.

No guns or lighters combined with alcohol allowed. Bare hands only.

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

Ask number 2 already? fuck yeah, ya’ll’re finally waking up and realizing how awesome I am

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@Th3C0v3n eeeehehehehehe

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

@_switchee be sure to fight me as much as possible, that’s the only good part of that game

[fiona🎀💐 @_switchee]

i ate a smores cookie and now i'm gonna work on my yakuza kiwami 100%

[Goro Fuckin’ Majima @TheMadDog1997]

why’ I gettin’ politics from a country I don’t even live in? fuck’s wrong with the algorithm!?

[Carol (ELECTIONS ARC TAKEOVER) @supersmartflwr]

Meet one of my bodyguards.