Ryan C. Curtis

award winning psychedlic writer

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

If you love America and see beauty in the world, pick up a different kind of novel.

You know one with actual innovative and prosperous ideas.

Galumptious Daisy and the Seven Spirits to Save the World!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

Please, please start hammering this more. Opposing this is along the lines of insanity. The only argument against this is a purely ideologically driven one, not one of logic.

Hope you got the books!

We can all pat ourselves on the back about our schools. It’s perfectly fine to be first amongst a whole bunch of losers!

Have you heard? Kids entering college cannot read nor do math?

Galumptious Daisy has the solutions! In fact, a very liberal friend of mine just told me the only way we might save education is if everyone reads my damn book!

It’s a heck of a lot more logical than anything @maura_healey puts forth!

[Mike Minogue | MA Gov Candidate @mikeminoguema]

@MassGovernor

Maura Healey - Are you going to OPT in to the Federal Scholarship Tax Program? This would give thousands of dollars to 80% of the parents with kids in school K-12.

I will Opt in on Day 1 and helped create it.

Put our kids first. OPT in now. Why would any Governor turn away $1.7B in federal money that gives parents more choice and money? Stop being a party politician- be a leader and public servant.

@BostonGlobe
when will you ask Maura on the record? Do your job and ask Maura vs. writing a story on where I ski. People are tired of toxic politics and biased reporting.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@sethmoulton Hypocrisy

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@RetroGolfGame Ain’t that the truth! Writing is also subjective, a golf score is not!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

I once shot a 64 on a golf course; writing is magnitudes more difficult.

Same amount of discipline; that must be why I love it so much.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@craigweiss Aka the left

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@AntiWokeMemes Left on read.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@realBrandonGill Unless you are a gay white man! Then, then you are accepted. Heterosexuals be damn’d.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@RNCResearch Both of these guys running are clowns. Zero spine to them!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@shaunvlog_ It’s hot Buttah’ dammit, if you are going to come here and eat out lobster you betta get lingo right! Cheers ✌️

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

The great American divide: Capitalists vs. Elitists.

One side says, “Let me build something.”
The other says, “Sure—but first, let me tell you how, why, where, and whether you’re allowed to build it.”

A little humor for our deeply unserious times. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/jHlW8eMQMe

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

The worst thing about social media is that now everyone is a damn writer! I’m a writer, you’re a writer! This person in their mom’s basement with six cats is a writer! Even Susie Q, with her head in the clouds and not a valid observation, is a writer!

I used to think everyone should write—clear their heads and all, flush it out. It would create clear lines of thinking, you know, logical point A to point B type of stuff.

Now all I’m thinking is that writing is a tool for freedom for, well, you know, the actual writer—and a narcissistic feedback loop for every halfwit with a keyboard!

Ah, the madness!

Well, off I go to prove to nobody that I can damn well write!

Godspeed,
R.C.C.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@anah_sahh They should read my book! Bubbly Galumptious Daisy saves the world!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

Going to need you to explain this, while I also hope you’ll add in several eloquently placed Chamath words — which is what they can only be defined as.

We should just create a section of the dictionary Labled as such. A long list of coloquessequ words of quixotic magnitudes.

Thus:

Chamathian (adj.): Characterized by the deployment of perspicacious, recondite, occasionally grandiloquent vocabulary of such quixotic magnitude that the listener nods approvingly before surreptitiously consulting a dictionary.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

If you love America and see beauty in the world, pick up a different kind of novel.

You know one with actual innovative and prosperous ideas.

Galumptious Daisy and the Seven Spirits to Save the World!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

Oh now we got the education battle ah brewin. I got my money on whoever read my book !

Or will the left get caught with their pants down again? Brilliant bloody brilliant.

I’m taking bets, rockem sock em, I got the powerbomb that would win this election for the blue but jeez all they ever want to do is spew goblydygook. That’s a fun word, I’ve been throwing it around gobldygook.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@netbastard @HowieCarrShow Thanks! You can check out some of my other work at https://t.co/jNDb7P1aj4. I have a full-length novel out. But my guess is you'd get a kick out of my short story, Lucky Buddha's Revenge! Twenty-seven pages of madness and the philosophy of life!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@OnlyInBOS Singing beach, paradise and the sand actually songs to you as you walk.

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

Sentence structure is the brushstroke that differentiates Van Gogh from Pollock, from Kingsolver, from a hack job. Sentence structure is a writer’s identity.

Although most contemporary lit is gobbledygook now anyhow, so you’ll probably get published with bland, colorless strokes.

But fuck it—I ain’t changing!

And if you have a.i work on your sentence structure as a fiction writer, you are a fraud!

[Ryan C. Curtis @Themadwriter]

@chestermtam You are a massachussetts man through and through!