The Malcontent

Married, misanthropic, middle-aged bastard. #Atheist #Saboteur #Satyr #Schadenfreude. Agent of the Patriarchy. Some opinions may offend. Avi isn't me.

[God Save Great Britain @GSGB01]

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer CONDEMNS the protests at the Bell Hotel in Epping, once again labelling concerened parents as 'mindless thugs'.

Starmer is a digrace to Britain.

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So three generations of the same family experienced paranormal activity, were petrified, yet still bought the farm and only sold up a few years ago. Calling bullshit #UNCANNY

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Kid's going to be fucked by the time he's 20.

[George Eagle @_TheGMan]

Eddie Hall has his little fat 11 year old son deadlifting 100kg already 😏

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Russell Brand can make lots of interesting points, and still be guilty of the allegations. They're not mutually exclusive.

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Kudos to Dispatches for finding a radio clip of Russell Brand offering a female colleague to Jimmy Saville. Icing on the cake.

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What are the odds on Manchester United signing Russell Brand.

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@SkyHelpTeam Can't access our recordings. Say's the service is currently unavailable. How long is this likely to last?

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Because you've reached your viewing limit.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

you awake from a deep trance,
step away from the phone
to see your friends & family

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Nipping to the gym in a minute. Might bring out Dave Grohl as a special guest.

#glastonbury2023

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Russia's going to be melee. Hat's will be thrown into the ring.

#RussiaCivilWar #WagnerGroup

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Imagine being deposed by your caterer.

#Russia #Wagner

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Currently in Bordeaux. The hotel has BBC. Fucked off the Artic Monkeys after 15 minutes, got some sleep instead.

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#ArticMonkeys #glastonbury2023

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#philipschofield

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Germany

#Eurovision2023

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Keeping this account active.

[Alan Lloyd @AlanLlo30075581]

@daraobriain @GaryLineker @BBCMOTD As a show of solidarity with Gary Lineker and his treatment by the BBC, we should all stop watching MOTD, until he is reinstated. Pass this message on.

[The Malcontent @TheMal_Content]

I won’t be appearing on Match of the Day tomorrow.

#GarylinekerSpeaksForMe

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'I'm not a homophobe, God is the homophobe' #KateForbes