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Small time writer of the fiction. Big time lover of the Ticonderoga #2.

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

Just realized @riteaid filled my cat's prescription with the wrong drug. Good thing I realized before actually giving it to him. Check your medication bottles for accuracy, my friends. Could save a life!

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Holy shit. This commercial.

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

Hey, agent orange, resign and follow Sessions out the door! @realDonaldTrump #AgentOrange #sessionsresigns #ImpeachTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@apriljean115 Huh?

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump You're a curse on the US! #DumpTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump the only apology needed is from yo mama for bringing you into this world! #DumpTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

Hey, @SUBWAY - if you really wanted us to recycle your napkins, it would be helpful if you put recycle bins in your restaurants! #Subway

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

@realDonaldTrump #Merylsayshi

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

If @realDonaldTrump insists on building his ridiculous wall, then he will have toupe for it. #ImpeachTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

Dear @realDonaldTrump I hate your stinkin guts, you make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, America. #ImpreachTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump we must keep evil out of our white house. Move out! #ImpeachTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump puts the dic(k) in dictator. A small one, might I add. #DumpTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump probably roots for the @Patriots because he has deflated balls too. #DumpTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump I've decided to replace the term "douche bag" with "T bag" in honor of you. #DumpTrump

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

I will now only refer to @realDonaldTrump as Agent Orange, as he is very orange and very bad for your health. #OrangeYouGladIToldYou

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

@realDonaldTrump America must always be a safe & special place. Ur supports have been rude to very good people. Apologize! @HamiltonMusical

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

Happy National #ComingOut Day from @HRC! Read more: https://t.co/yyHcx1VinQ

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

The orange clown on my TV is far more frightening than any clown walking around cities. #PresidentialDebate

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

Bachelorette party just debated whether Jamie in a Honda civic was a better uber driver than Kevin in the Toyota Camry. #jamiewon #theyleft

[michelle o @TheManiac335]

Girl with the gopher gene will take advantage of her newfound sex life with the ex, just as long as she has a 401k plan....