Captain B. McCrea

I’m the biggest captain to serve on the Axiom. #McCrea2028 The old Axiom sank to the bottom of space. Main acc. @awesomewalle325

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

I’m going to run in the 2024 elections. Gonna get a head start now. #McCrea2024

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

I bought another Gucci rocket…

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit I can’t get up.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

The plumbing on the Axiom is backed up again. Uggghhh

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

I’m doing an AMA. Go wild and ask me anything my passengers!

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

It’s good to be home.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

I’m living the best life…

Wait, how did you find me?

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

Alright folks! We’re almost ready to go back to space. The only thing preventing that is that I lost the keys to the Axiom.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit Make sure to send pics of the sub. I might need those parts later.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit Have fun with my bedroom!

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

More bad news. The engines on the Axiom broke. We’ll be in port for a few days.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

Gas for the Axiom costs 10 bucks per gallon.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit Fair enough

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

Anybody willing to give a space tow?

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

Ok, I got some bad news. We’re out of gas.

[Chris McLean @ChrisMcLeanShow]

Happy Pride Month campers! You all get a marshmallow for being cool dudes!

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

Ok, I got some bad news. We’re out of gas.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit About time. Maybe we’ll get some peace around here for once.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

We have to evacuate this moon. We’re off to our next destination.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit I don’t want to…. I legally have to.

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

Next stop is this place. We needed to stop here to mine for fuel. What could go wrong?

[Captain B. McCrea @TheManMcCrea]

@WalleParodyShit I can’t wait to try it!