The Maple Roast

We review Canadian X posts and YouTube videos so you don't have to. Sorry in advance. 🇨🇦🍁Heavy on the sarcasm..

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

Give me a follow and hit that Subscribe button on YT as well!

I will be looking for X guests for this channel and hope to get people laughing again.

If you follow Dan at OTR, you're gonna love Dan on The Maple Roast🤣
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Lets have a laugh

[OTR Pilot Car @OTRPilotCar]

Ladies and Gents.

I am going to take a stab at a YT channel. I've been working on it for a few mths and hope to start in 1/2 mths
It will be satirical and comedy based, hopefully have X guests too
Give me a Follow on X & YT
Stay Tuned👍🏻
@TheMapleRoast

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@OomfieMusic @atRachelGilmore

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@raghu_venugopal You're a fringe minority with unnacceptable views.
Chow is a babbling Booze Hound and has done everything wrong for Toronto.
Including her inappropriate outfits.

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@PrabSarkaria
Coming to a 401 On Route Near you

[Quirky Rides @QuirkyRides]

When rent gets too expensive, you just take your house with you 😂🏠🚗 #Quirky #Rides

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@VectorBob @RippleXrpie I've been on X for years. This is a new account that you are helping me build right now with your unhinged lunacy.
Be sure to follow us on You Tube. We'll be launching our podcast in December and having guests like you.
You interested?

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@SandyShieldsRN1 @RippleXrpie You're too easily offended. Conservative or not.
Canada is corrupt. If you choose not to accept that you won't have a Country to love for very long.
I wore a Uniform for this Country. Go ahead and tell me to leave again. 😘

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@SandyShieldsRN1 @RippleXrpie Faggy I Phone doesn't make a keyboard for a real mans hands.
Why you so angry Sandy? You're just a Nurse. It cant be that difficult.
Clearly the People of BC have turned the TIDES.
You win! You're a champion for democracy. Unless of course you don't support democracy?

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@VectorBob @RippleXrpie Thanks Bob. You're a genitalman and a scholar.

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@Tironianae Imho. Trump had to lose the 2020 Run. It gave the Dems 4 last years to blatantly prove their incompetence and greed.

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@fordnation When are you deleting your @X account?

[John F Kennedy JR @johnfkjuniorq]

🚨 BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford just canceled Elon Musk’s Starlink contract and banned all U.S. companies from government contracts in response to Trump’s economic war with Canada.

���It’s done, it’s gone,” Ford said. “We won’t award contracts to people who enable and encourage economic attacks on our province and our country.”

And just to be clear: “They only have President Trump to blame.”

So Trump starts a trade war, and now American businesses are getting locked out of Canada. This isn’t “tough negotiating”—this is our closest ally shutting the door on us while Trump pretends he’s “winning.”

MAGA wanted an economic war? Well, they just got one. And it’s American companies and workers who are about to feel the pain.
FOLLOW:@johnfkjuniorq

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@legitbrittFLA @harryjsisson The projection and always ironic theoretical conspiracies from the left needs to be neurotically studied for generations.

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@harryjsisson And you have an investment in Brazil how exactly?

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@albertawarrior4 @demetriosnAB You're actually a horrible human being and shouldn't be near children.
Nor should they be getting politically groomed by mentally unstable educators.
M'am. I assure you with 100% certainty. If my kid was in your class. You'd be looking for a job tomorrow.

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@demetriosnAB
If this is the IQ level required to be an Albertan Teacher.
I will be forwarding my resume to you personally this week. I fucking got this!
Be glad she's not my child's teacher. You and I would be having a friendly chat sir😬

[Albertawarrior @albertawarrior4]

@ChrisBarber1975 @dumbwhitesmart Hahaha you retarded fuck. Id say all of these things straight to your rat fucking face

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

Sounds more like to me this guy isn't really sad Eby lost, but sad democracy prevailed.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

CRASHING OUT over David Eby losing Election is PEAK 🫠💀

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@MarcNixon24 Wow

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@Thecargi01 👍🏻

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@DefiantLs 🤣👍🏻

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@JentheWoz 🤪🤣

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

Tell me you're in a poisoned cult without telling me...
I'd like to explore this psychosis and how social media has exposed the real hazards of the mentally unstable.
There's a lot to unpack in this short unhinged rant.😬

[Jen @JentheWoz]

He won’t. He can’t. That opens him up to questioning if it goes to court and there is no way he will do that. Trump is a pedophile and a trafficker and a convicted felon and a rapist and a cannibal and bisexual and dumb and illiterate and a malignant narcissist and a psychopath and a sociopath and the worst person that has ever been born. Yes he is worse than Hitler because with today’s technology can you imagine what he is getting away with behind the scenes. Oh murderer.

[The Maple Roast @TheMapleRoast]

@rhysallen46 Bro in the red shirt ate that hard🤣🤣

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