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If you don't like La La Land, you can catch these La La Hands

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@LeggoMyMegg09 You discredit Bad Blood (Kendrick Lamar Remix)

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It’s kinda bullshit they don’t have The White Lotus theme at karaoke

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Here are some bonus drafts for the road. Love you, friends 🫡

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I will be dead in the ground and Caillou will still exist. Taunting me. Mocking me. That bald son of a bitch.

Let this be my final tweet.

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call me spam marchewka then

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Elon Musk suggested that Twitter will bury content published by anyone who doesn’t pay the monthly fee. Musk added that users will be able to find posts from unverified accounts, but it would be akin to sifting through the spam folder in Gmail. https://t.co/z4mNIhOCtE

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@nathand_12 👁️👃💎
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I haven’t read Dune, but I feel like I have the energy of a man who has

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Do something good today: https://t.co/eBXLHuBWNF

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By all accounts I’m a complete buffoon, but I still take pride that I’m smarter than Clarence Thomas. I hate his dumb opinions and his Garfield ass face. World class hypocrite and moron.

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With all due respect to my close friends and family, I think I would take a bullet for Khris Middleton, a man I have never met

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Wee woo wee woo wee woo

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He’s just standing there…menacingly

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Bringing back Crazy Frog in the new year

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@kvherro Skateboarding is a gateway drug!!!

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My mom didn’t let me watch Rocket Power growing up because the kids were too cool

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@welksamuel

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What if we kissed 🙈 by the Larry O’Brien trophy 😳

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FUCKING MOOD

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Just started waving goodbye on video calls halfway through the pandemic. No idea where it came from and no idea how to stop doing it 👋

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@gmalone There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Twitter. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!