Marcus Farr

Bandleader and #1 fan of @MastodonPepBand; Assistant director at @NSHSBands; Husband; Daddy; Peace maker; Booty shaker; Knower of all 50 U.S. capitals.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

Tried to get a shamrock shake…they don’t have shakes right now. @McDonalds already 0 for 1 this month.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

I’m extremely jealous of people who can wear AirPods. They don’t fit my ears properly. You can all kick rocks.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

I like to enter my Kroger card number last and then watch those prices plummet.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

Gots me a podcast, already two episodes in. Check it out. https://t.co/1XX1GsvUvd

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

Clocks are so amazing. They move so slow when I am standing, but so fast when I’m sitting, or laying down, or generally enjoying myself.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Just randomly thought about how far I used to be from my house when I was a kid. My parents really had no idea where I was. I WAS GONE!

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

For the record, I was a Kansas City Chiefs and Travis Kelce fan before Taylor Swift was.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

I got a notification that my Starbucks order was ready. I didn’t order Starbucks. Then of course I came over to Twitter to see that everyone else is having this problem. For a minute I thought Starbucks was reading my mind.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

@calebkenny1380 Cats are roommates that don’t pay rent and 💩 in your house.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I have no idea how to cut off an iron other an unplugging it. Are there people out there actually shutting the iron off like they actually read the instructions?

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

If it wasn’t “classless” when Caitlin Clark did it, don’t call it classless when Angel Reese does it. Let the women compete, it’s sports!!

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

@MastodonPepBand I felt like Julius Caesar on the ides of March 🤣

[Justin Kenny @jkennyOPS]

Despite the loss, #iubb continues its streak of not losing to a 16 seed in the NCAA Tournament.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

@jkennyOPS I have the same final 2 but today I think I’m going with Team 1.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

These jabronis need to stop attacking my village on Dice Dreams.

[Faygo Beverages @Faygo]

Happy New Year from your friends at Faygo! #Faygo #Pop #NewYear

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

I am announcing my candidacy for President in the 2024 election. Once elected, my first executive order will be to ban Reply All and group texting.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

@jkennyOPS I feel bad for the kid that missed a field goal at the stroke of midnight on NYE.

[Marcus Farr @TheMarcusFarr]

@jkennyOPS Well, this is awkward…