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I'm straight up not having a good time.

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Jokingly called an old guy I work with 4 eyes and he became irrationally angry and claimed he doesn't even need his glasses.

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Hammock camping is supreme

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Before my grandma lost her mind from alzheimers she accused me of being gay. I'm not gay but, admittedly, she did make some good points that supported her claim.

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@Alee93ale B. No
Hitler actually did good stuff for his country and had ethics

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No one gets slizzard or feels like a G6 anymore and it's obvious.

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@AB84 Women only care about killing their own kids and giving repeat violent criminals 5th chances

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@Matt_Pinner 0%
Bought and paid for by Israel.

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@itsCorasmith Arrogant

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@digijordan Why? You could just as easily argue it's one of the best aspects.

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Call me a canine hater but I strongly dislike when people bring their dog into restaurants or grocery stores. I don't mean service dogs I mean crappy little white dogs with crusty eyes.

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If you wear a mask in your car while driving alone in 2026 then you should just hang it up and call it a day.

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Saw a blind guy at Shaws. Decided to test him and threw multiple Suck It gestures at him. He did not react. But he did take his time selecting a cake so that's suspicious. Jury is still out on if he was faking.

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@Matt_Pinner Its weird that they're always wildly obese

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Told my dad his truck didn't ride smooth and that it had weak shocks. He took it very personally like he worked on the assembly line himself

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How good of a speech do you think you could give if you wore Lincoln's top hat? Probably grants at least +3 charisma and an ongoing effect that makes your voice boom

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Serve a full deployment and fight in WW2 but you have use the Klobb from Goldeneye or be in an iron lung for one year?

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I don't think handicap parking spots should exist. I've never once seen a handicapped person pull up and park in one. And if they want to be treated equal then park a mile away like the rest of us.

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@GEICO yall suck. Just switched to @progressive and saved $40 a month with a better policy. Hiking a 7 year long customers rate by 30% isn't good business

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@elonmusk England has fallen.

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@Petersbrooking @SBGFL81 @FireStorm1977 Go eat a foreskin.