max emerson

writer/actor/friend to wild things. link has my novels SPARKLE CLUB, HOT SISSY, film HOOKED and more

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

Do we like the hat?

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@ohjamesgotjokes @TheFaymeReport Bc Grindr is a less expensive way to get that same dopamine hit through the slot machine effect

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@JacobsVegasLife Requiem for a dream reboot

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I just got back to LA after being gone for a month. Is it just me, or is everyone driving a lot better now that gas is more expensive?

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

Millennial grey wasn’t our choice. It was thrust upon us by elder landlords. The same people who gave us linoleum and word art decor

[Hamilton 🇺🇸 @Watchman_motto]

Reject Millennial grey. Embrace color.

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

Spa + Spring ski

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You can take my brother out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of his wife

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

My brother and I win the award for “siblings who wanted the other dead as kids but now are super tight”

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

@libriscent Is this how I learned I’m ADHD?

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

I wrote about losing my best friend Sergeant Pupper with hope that it offers closure to those who loved him, and comfort to anyone who has to experience a similar loss.

It’s on my Patreon, but obviously is 100% free.

https://t.co/gphGxXK6Cv

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

@lilmickybooboo I was in a steam room today and I asked the guy next to me to please stop shaving because it’s a hygiene issue, as well as against the rules of the fitness club. Dude responded by threatening me and then making a bunch of weird motions where he sprayed his sweat everywhere.

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

This week we said goodbye to Sarge. His lifelong reactivity worsened recently, and after an incident that sent me to the hospital, we learned he was likely suffering in ways he couldn’t express. The most humane choice was to let him rest. We love you always, our goodest boy.

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

I wish I was in the timeline where our politicians did more about pedos than just posting their AI fan-fiction art

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Oink, oink.

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

Had the best time with @OutOfOfficeCom

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Brb gunna get wine drunk

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@ennui365 We love to see it

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@bluewmist But surely someone’s mad at me

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Is the U.S. even gunna let me back in when I decide to go home?

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

Out

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

i’m at five guys with $5 wtf can i get????

[max emerson @TheMaxisms]

Wait- this is in my hometown?!