Jakie.

Welcome to my drunk tweets. Enjoy and leave a comment.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Google Drive Tapez.

https://t.co/roLdXUVyEU

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Love yourself as much as I love waking up and doing what I love.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

They're not making more than you, you're just jealous.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Would you rather die at 40 with 40 million or live to see a 250 million, then die.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Don't you ever forget, I will leave.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

I've got your eyes rolling back more than you roll your eyes.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Apparently I went soft. I'll be back in October.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Ayt cool. I think I can fall in love now. I have been convinced.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Let me land. We nyamming gyal.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

It's been a minute.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

As it nears December, check if your friend is fine, finish your drink until the ice cools your lips and tell that person you like life is a rollercoaster so let’s just let it ride.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Tequila, tonic water and any tropical fruit of your choice. Sensational.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

The amount of swingers in Bloem is alarming.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

What’s up, “X”peditioners.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

I’ll see you in the Promise Land.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Guys, I can’t please everyone and I won’t please everyone.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

At the end of the day, it’s nighttime.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

Where were you last Friday nigga?

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

It has been written. The script has changed. The plot has played its course. We move now.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

I guess I’m spilling the cup a bit from here on. Jakie isn’t Jak’ing like he should be.

[Jakie. @ThembaCold]

@uTshepiso Jack on you?