TheMellyBest

[jo @whatsJo]

ＭＹ ＰＵＳＳＹＩＮ ＢＩＯ bots are like the house spiders of this app to me now. Existing alongside. Not bothering me. If they catch a man’s credit card info, well then that’s just their nature.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

We used to be a proper nation.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I like Valentine's. It's cute. But I also think there should be a day dedicated to seething hatred.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

How many Pokémon can you find? 🤔

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Pigeon suspected of being Chinese spy released by police after eight months

Read more 🔗 https://t.co/zkfEUGHBks

[dukhtar @tamarindric3]

when you're young you think you want to date a funny guy but as you grow older you realise what you actually want is a guy who understands good humour so he can laugh at the many sharp and witty jokes YOU crack several times a day

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

it is 1824. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

it is 1924. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

it is 2024. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

wake up babe, new unit of measurement dropped

[i'm nice on here @littleerik]

whenever you hear about someone getting scammed, you think “what an idiot. that could never happen to me. Im too smart to fall for their tricks”

[donald jared dunn stan acct @LivinLaVidaLisa]

@elmo i did not have us all trauma dumping on elmo on my bingo card

[TheMellyBest @TheMellyBest]

Literally the only card I want from the new Paldean Fates set this week #PokemonTCG

[ぐー。 @zozozoshion]

🏁🚗🚙

[TheMellyBest @TheMellyBest]

@MrRichieTickle Was it this one

[ellie 🥥 @ell1emckeown]

If I won the lottery you wouldn’t know. But there would be signs.

[TheMellyBest @TheMellyBest]

@Vukoviband Portsmouthhhhh

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

no, he CANT pause it... hes playing an online game