Garrett B

The oppressed rise up and oppress

[Garrett B @TheMeOfSauron]

When I'm networking or making acquaintances:

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@mu_rph @HarryEdPotter I mean, what a great 3 quarters he gave them

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@HarryEdPotter @mu_rph AD is in a win-now situation?
In barely over .500 Dallas minus Luka?
Help me understand. What is he winning now?

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I will want to see a movie poster homage to this book cover please

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@mu_rph They made a sea of neutral and muted colors so beautiful

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Paul Atreides is like “this is me when you’re yelling at me this is who you’re yelling at”

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Always gets me when looking at a product online and it shows a reference picture like "this is what our 54.5-inch shelf looks like next to a silhouette of a 63-inch person"

How much is this helping people?

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@FrankyDC_LC You can always have the all-seasons version

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It can get dark at noon for all I care, my seasonal depression hits in the summer

[Wiosna Pustyni @Atrydka]

DESSERT FASHION

#Dune #Wonka

[Garrett B @TheMeOfSauron]

The weather:
*repeated heat advisories*

My cousin:
*afternoon outdoor wedding*

[Quinn's Ideas 🪐 @IDEASOFICE_FIRE]

At this rate the Butlerian Jihad is starting in like five years.

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@not_abbi_ 3 months away from going full cowpoke, yeehaw

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Looking at Spotify Friend Activity and seeing @not_abbi_ listening to Willie Nelson, Glen Campbell, and George Strait

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@FrankyDC_LC In my defense, it's usually related to back pain and wanting to avoid bending and hunching over

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A thread for my few followers:
Things I've been told I'm weird, or what have you, for not doing, not knowing, having never done, etc.

Maybe you can relate
Maybe you can just judge me
Maybe you can even add things

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@FrankyDC_LC I make my sandwiches up there when I don't feel like clearing the counters, but I can't push any blame on my parents for it

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Hey, this LeBron guy has some talent

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@FrankyDC_LC Super 1 on 28E in Pineville was a Winn Dixie until the mid-2000s
For that matter, the Mac's right by it was a Piggly Wiggly
Haven't personally seen one of either of these stores since then

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@FrankyDC_LC Never on main; I compartmentalize these things

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It's uhhh...it's a weird first impression to start telling someone how physically large they are, especially in a business setting. Maybe don't open with comments on physical characteristics. Also, maybe more so, don't start with comments on the size of their feet. It's odd.