ayo im god

Humans out here dyin’ and I’m up here sipping earl grey; Earth’s Tech Support ™ 0/0/0❤️😍

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Honey, you got a big storm comin’ :)

[cain @__killercain__]

RT if you:

Told your husband to get with your servant and still be mad
Almost sacrificed your son
Ate from the one tree @THEMIGHTYJOD told you not to
Traded your birthright for some stew
Marry the wrong sister
Sell your brother into slavery

No one will ever know which one!

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@thefirst101adam You had one job Adam

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

So i just realized that Jacob actually married Leah by accident and I’m questioning a lot of things atm

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@radrachel123 and @Becsfav_jacob are the power couple of 546 B.C.

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@__killercain__ WHAT PART OF THOU SHALL NOT KILL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Sooooo I’ve just been informed that people are using my name as a curse??? PSA: dOn‘T?? #weliveinasociety

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@itsbeksnotbecca I’ll take care of him i promise

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@Becsfav_jacob can steal your weave and your birthright

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Im sister s t r u g g l i n g this morning @ThruSnakesEyes tried to steal my queso while I was watching my fav soap opera (formally known as @Becsfav_jacob and @isaacsfav_esau)

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

oml I’m sorry sorry thoughts and prayers, love

[Rebekah @itsbeksnotbecca]

I’m sad to announce that @miraclechildizk is very sick, we are saying our goodbyes and me @isaacsfav_esau and @Becsfav_jacob would appreciate privacy during this very sad time.

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

I LEFT FOR A WEEK TO GET A NEW CRYSTAL BALL FOR A WEEK AND I COME BACK TO ABRHAMS TWO KIDS, HIS CONCUBINE IN THE DESERT, AND ISSAC IS GETTING MARRIED IM SORRY w h A t ?

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

My crystal ball just died on me today smh @whimsicalballs is a terrible underground crystal ball dealer

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Me and my homie @Abram_Hamm had a nice long convo under the stars #notgonnastealyourwifethoipromise

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Humans are sooooo cuteeeee they made a lil tower for me today :))))))

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Do y’all even know how much it costs to make a human? This was a terrible investment #imnotmadimjustdissappointed

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@ishthe_swish @mamahags1324 I WILL SIS

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@itsbeksnotbecca @miraclechildizk Sorry essau

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

Hey everyone uhhh just wanted to lyk that Earth is gonna flood so uhh i guess just like chill out???

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@itsbeksnotbecca @miraclechildizk I told you it would be good and fresh

[ayo im god @THEMIGHTYJOD]

@itsbeksnotbecca Sis i prooomise its all Gucci he’s your hubby