The Mind

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Ever notice how there are never any baby seagulls? Maybe the ones we see are babies and there are giant seagulls out of our sight...

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So dark in here...I wonder what's outside these walls?!

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is cramming for finals

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Still trying to read the new google logo...eventually gonna have to google Braille for answers

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MindBerry? An App for BlackBerry to capture thoughts and save them to document files? Please…you can’t touch this! http://mindberry.net/

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I wish I could get like a pizza vending machine in this office… Now THAT would definitely improve my productivity!!

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Female brains are soo complicated! I had a few words with one and in return, it had a few paragraphs with me.

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Attention! Whoever responded to the last message with "ur not a brain" needs to remove themselves from the gene pool now. Thanks.

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I hate it when he does crossword puzzles! I feel like I'm the only one working.

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Attention: There's a new position opening for the hand. Last one really pissed me off!! Accepting resumes now. FYI Must be a lefty.

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Dang the head hurts a lot right now! Where did we go wrong?!

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Watched Hulu all morning...feel like mush

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I wonder how a pissed off giraffe would look like…

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spring break ends today, time to prepare for the headaches coming!

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When You Learn Something You Get 2 Brain Cells, When You Get Hit In The Head You Lose a lot More Than 2. Who KnowsWhat You Forget!!

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I remember when I was born, I was so shocked I couldn't think for six years.

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uld say?!
OMG this is THE longest anyone has EVER not spoken. Umm um I have explosive diarrhea.
Yeeee, you really shouldn have said anythin

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Shoot, now wat?! Quick, say some funny... Anythin will do! Ok, doesn
have to be funny, just say some... You kiddin?! There is NOTHIN you co

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Good night, faceless soundless hordes of people who just sort of look at me over the internet.

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He changed his major, yesss! There was never any parking by the psychology building. I feel so relieved!