alexandra

“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” -Pablo Picasso

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

The fact that my phone tries to autocorrect “lunch” to “lunchables” really says a lot about who i am as a person.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

If you can’t handle the fact that I like my coffee black and lukewarm, then you don’t deserve me at my best.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

Pretty sure if everyone just gave me directions to places in relation to the nearest Michaels I would find things a lot easier.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

So i guess this is about the time my family actually gets Croatia jerseys 🤷‍♀️

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

Random kid in my store: I’m scared
Me: Of the rain?
Kid: Of everything
Me: you just got way too deep for me my friend.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

If I could have any super power It would probably be the ability to draw hands. #ArtistProblems

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

Things I’m really good at: getting burned by hot glue guns.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

The fact that my whole closing crew tonight loves pineapple pizza is the kind of thing that can only be described as an act of God.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

I think I have fully mastered the art of internally screaming.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

I’m adult in the sense that like i do all my own food shopping. But I’m not adult in the sense that like I’ll buy waffles and ten kinds of pizza snacks.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

Am I the only one who isn’t bothered when someone says my name wrong ? Like I get called Alexandria and Alice a lot and I’m usually just like well, this is me now 🤷‍♀️

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

If my cat was a human child he’d be the kid that dyfs is sick of hearing from cuz it’s the third time this week they had to explain to him that “my mom won’t share her turkey sandwich” is not a form of abuse.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

My mom is 5ft tall. Therefore, I am 5ft tall. #HappyMothersDay

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

The architectural structure of parking garages is definitely up there on my list of things I may never fully understand.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

@stephlovex3 Lmao you right steph. Then we’d have video evidence.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

Don’t know how to cook but thank heavens I’m learning how to install a security camera over the garage

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

I’m an only child #HappyNationalSiblingDay

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

Literally all someone has to do is mention the stomach virus and I’ll catch it.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

A stranger at dunkin just told me how to make my own almond milk and I think my life’s about to change dramatically.

[alexandra @TheMishaaa]

I used to worry that I didn’t know how to do anything alone, now I worry that I’m getting way too comfortable with doing everything alone.