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[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@goalkeepersdiff It puzzles me that people rave about this performance. You’d expect a goal keeper to make all those saves so it’s just quantity not quality.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

They aren’t even hiding what these hydration breaks are about. It’s 75 degrees under a roof at SoFi, the announcer says “that’s the end of the first quarter,” and then it’s straight to commercials. The game is gone.

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

World Cup has started exactly as expected; all about refereeing decisions & Var. 2 red cards in a game with barely a foul. Football a non event. Bore off 😴

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@WeAreTheOverlap James Johnson Sterling Welbeck

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@clowesy1977 I don’t know why no one has ever thought of this

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

It’s good that they’ve split the games into 4 quarters to make it easier for the players. Maybe they should make the goals bigger too and let them use their hands so they can throw it at them 🇺🇸 👌🏼 #worldcup2026

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

Lee Dixon, Sam Matterface, Karen Carney 🚮

[United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UtdArts1]

🗣️ Pep Guardiola won't be remembered as the greatest manager of his generation.

He'll be remembered as the man who built a dynasty on a foundation that 115 charges suggest was fraudulent.

Every title, the treble, the cups, every single "mentality" speech, all of it was delivered from a house of cards that FFP built.

The real tragedy is that many in the football world gave them a standing ovation while they did it.

United were called a mess for (badly) spending money they earned. City were called a genius for spending money they didn't actually have.

For now, City fans and bootlicking pundits can praise him all they want. But history won't be kind.

#mufc #MCFC #PepGuardiola

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@itvfootball @ITV @ITVSport Christ that’s lame. Only 4 have actually played in the World Cup.

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@RyanR2021 West Ham fans were singing “champions of Europe, we know what we are” when they won it 🫣

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A cat fell from a stadium roof and was caught by a fan flag.

Best use of team merchandise ever 👏

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@richardajkeys @beINSPORTS_EN You smashed it Richard 👊🏼

[bray @maybebrayyy]

Thomas Tuchel might not have picked on form, but has he picked on raw talent? Also no. But has he picked based on past winning experience? No. But has he picked on full ability? No again

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Tomorrow is the first day in four years that Dele Alli can have a lie in

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@BoeufCorned Her husband Super Nintendo is gutted

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“But I brought playing out from the back…”
“And we salute you for it” 👋🏻 @EflSimpsons

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@StanCollymore Always a worry when managers start including players that haven’t been in many other squads. Smacks of desperation.

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@itv7football @Super6 No Maguire is madness. A lot of injury worries at right back when Matt Cash has had a good season and don’t get me started on Toney especially now Chris Wood is fit 🫣

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

[Mittens @TheMitt1]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC The guys been on a gap year 🫣