The MNFC

I gave you the best years of your life.

[FOR FELLAS @FORFELLAS1]

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[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

Some transfer speculation. Where’s this man off to? Comment below. #TheMNFC🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

The MNFC would like to formerly request to all squad & staff members to meet for some light refreshments pre-Christmas. It's been too long. This will be an open event for fans also. Squirrels don't hibernate. #TheMNFC🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

Fenton still walking. (500 Miles plays.) #TheMNFC🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

#FentonWalks trending internationally in light of this evenings events. Press conference will be held on Thursday to determine outcome.

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

& fecked us all. #TheMNFC🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

Well, M. Holland (@matthewholl) gets his wish.. We've left Europe. #SeeEULater #EUreNotSingingAnymore 🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

Having accepted J. Frazer’s (@GarethFrazer) written transfer request, we can now formally announce his immediate transfer to @ColeraineFC. We wish him well in the future. #TheMNFC🐿

[Gareth Frazer @GarethFrazer]

#GIANTSELFIE THE BOYS.

[MNF Club @ClubMnF]

Hello, good day to everyone. MNFC is a game that brings people from across the world together. Please do tell us what you like about it.

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

After weeks of negotiations we're proud to announce G. Frazer & D. McFaul have finalised moves to Woodlands FC. We wish them well. #MNFC🐿 https://t.co/G8OTJX8ZwR

[WoodlandsFC @WoodlandsFC]

Welcome to our new signings:

Ryan Tinsley
Allan Davison
Bryan Galloway
Michael Seymour
Simon Scott
Gareth Frazer
Darren McFaul

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

Political opinions, voting differences & miscellaneous agendas aside, we're playing tonight. 9:30pm till "goal the winner" is called. #MNFC🐿

[conor houston @conorhouston]

I can't believe it's Pancake Tuesday, that just crêped up on me.

[Sammy Robinson @sammy_robinson1]

CJ Stander is everything I wish I would have been as a number 6. Unbelievable ball carrier, quick, powerful and tough tackler #IREvITA

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

Despite popular belief these Squirrels don't hibernate. See you at 9:30pm for the next episode of The MNFC! #MNetFlix

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

C. Young set to make his first appearance for the club in over 3 years. Reasons for his absence remain rumoured, sparse & nonchalant. #MNFC🐿

[Gareth Frazer @GarethFrazer]

Looking forward to another @TheMNFC game tomorrow night. #TheSquirrellsAreBackInTown

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

We're half an hour away from thrusting the lid off 2017. Watch out downtown Carrickfergus, the Squirrels are back! #MNFC🐿 https://t.co/Xa9dybNjq6

[Gareth Frazer @GarethFrazer]

Ready for the first game of 2017 @TheMNFC

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

With January now everpresent on our frosted doorsteps we will keep you inundated with rumours, incomings & outgoings at the club. #MNFC🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

A Happy New Year to all our players, management & Twitter followers as we wish you a prosperous & fulfilling 2017! #TheBestIsYetToCome

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

* STAT * Zonally, J. Wallace has spent more time in the right back position than anyone else. #rightbackson #MNFC🐿

[The MNFC @TheMNFC]

* STAT * D. Gaw has scored more goals this season than D. O'Carroll. #fox #MNFC🐿