JoshyB

Professional buffoon… Comic relief… The world's perfect idiot... And very tattooed!
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

This club is fucking embarrassing man. Don't get me wrong, the players being pricks accepting us then holding off for a better club don't help. But fuck me, sort your shit out. We need too many players to be fucking about like this.
At this rate it's relegation next season.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

This club is taking the fucking piss with transfers now like.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

@AndrewScarrott Honest to Christ the club is dead, we've lost almost an entire first team in the space of a year.
It's a prime example of how the premier league is a closed shop.

[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

Honestly what is this club anymore. What the fuck has happened.
Lots of explaining to do.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

Any chance we could actually sign more than the one player now.
We need a completely new team and subs bench now.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

You can't sell Bruno, the club is taking the piss.
A fire sale of players, and who to replace them, a 2nd string goalkeeper.
It's alright though because the club isn't just looking at but they are also considering players.
Then haggling over price, fuck off.
EFL bound.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

So you're telling me, we're selling all our best players and buying one 2nd choice keeper to replace them all.
Fuck me, pull your finger out lad and buy someone. We need at full starting 11 at this rate.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

If we lose out on victor Munoz to Liverpool, because we're fucking about on trivial penny pinching shite, it's absolutely embarrassing.
The club needs to sort it's shit out, it's Mike Ashley all over again.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

Am I the only Newcastle fan that would absolutely take Vlahovic on a free. He's an elite striker.
Yes, the wages are a problem, but fucking hell he'll give you goals.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

Probably the worst part about my life is, I just can't forget her.
And yes, she's forgotten all about me, so much so, I'm pretty much Gotye.

[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

@julesvictoria03

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@clubmoms_

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@violetsaucy

[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

If there's one thing I've learnt from life is that everyone you've ever gotten close to just, leaves in the end.
Moral of the story, getting close to someone is bliss at first, but always ends the way it started, as strangers with sadness.

[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

If I hadn't already I have now, I give up on life.
Indiana Jones has an offensive content warning before the film, joining tons of other shows and movies.
Does it count that I'm offended by the warning, because let face it all these movies and shows, generally aren't offensive.

[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

Eddie Howe and the team, really couldn't afford to lose that game.
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[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

It's just so fucking poor. This team needs a gutting, a total reset. There's no excuses for this loss
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There's nothing that hurts more than when the person who made you feel so special yesterday, make you feel so unwanted today.

[JoshyB @TheModernHatter]

@2lastvibes Or both

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@FitSidney @grok Oh my god, please do