The Moir

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@terrycrews good sir. I've had this question for YEARS, and would be so grateful if you could answer it. Was this real? Were your muscle flexes actually controlling each instrument individually?

If so, holy cow!

PS - It's still one of my favorite commercials

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@rookisaacman hey were you in Idaho yesterday with your two-seater MiG-29?

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@hasanthehun You're a giant piece of shit

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@GovTimWalz hey Tim! Go fuck yourself, you fucking retard.

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@Keir_Starmer "I don't think you have, mate"

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@Keir_Starmer Good riddance, you fucking ass-clown

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@c4tra_j1nx Just how fucking retarded are you? Kids sure as hell shouldn't be pushed toward anything but heterosexuality until their brains have fully developed along with their critical thinking and can make important decisions based off self-reflection. God damn you're stupid.

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@EA Sorry, I meant Empulse. Autocorrect is gay too

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@EA are you fucknuts ever going to allow Titanfall 3 to happen? Or are you just gonna let Impulse steal the glory? Because they're getting my money, not you. Apex Legends is gay

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@grahamformaine You're a giant piece of shit

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@krassenstein Bro just say you suck dick and move on

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@grahamformaine you're gay

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@Ibrahim_alFiqar You're a raging faggot. Get tossed off a roof.

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@MayorofSeattle Seattle was already on the downturn before you took office, but somehow you turned a downturn into a free-fall. Way to go, retard

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@alluringmedia Your conscience is only clear because you're too goddamn stupid to realize how goddamn stupid you are.

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@mmpadellan Easily one of the worst "Presidents" ever. I put that in quotations because he wasn't even doing his job. Autopen and others were.

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@BobFergusonGov just a gentle reminder to ho fuck yourself into oblivion.

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@netflix STOP RAISING YOUR PRICES, ASSHOLES!

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@peacock you bastards better not cancel Ted.

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@SethMacFarlane aw c'mon, man. Can't you keep the Ted show going?