Momma Bia

First-time mom, lifetime Beast.

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

When your tittays mistake the cat's howls for baby. #MEOWvsWAAA #instantleaks #MomLife #mommabeast adventuresinbreastfeeding #breastfeeding

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

Mi pequeñita hermosura!!!! 💛💛💛💛

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

Crying.
#RIP 2oz
#breastfeeding
#spilledmilk
#mommabeast

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

#LOSTvsGAINED
Momma Beasting! #Postpartum has challenged me LIKE I NEVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED but I'm proud to say I've never strived to be this healthy & determined to be the best B I can be! I have the cutest sidekick, we taking over this hive! #mombod

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

@AndreaPerez0217 Same! We've had to start writing our meals on a white board and shopping based only on that list. And STILL only 1 or 2 meals make the cut. #ubereats and #fastfood 😫

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

@saltymamas 😂

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

@BrunaFondo Have you tried Moms Milk tea? Tastes great, worked wonders for me within a week. I use it when I feel a low supply intermittently. Makes your pits smell funky but its worth it!

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

Does anyone else name their #boobs? They're amazing biological geniuses that save me every 2 hours and I feel like they deserve to be called Eleanor and Margaret.

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

😂😂😂

[𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 ⋒ @mommameetsworld]

I’ve learned that marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can’t be handled by his parents anymore.

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

@snoozyjavamama All day!! 😂😂😂😂

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

✔feed baby
✔ pump and store
✔ make coffee
✔change baby
✔ feed dog and cats
✔ feed daddy
....
Wheres my #coffee?
Did I make coffee?
..
✔find cold coffee on poopy pail
#hotmessmama
#momlife
#avasunflower + #mommabeast

[Bianca Beastly @biancabeastly]

Boobie lesson of the day: #Pumping at night gives you a stash of sleepy milk, i.e. more melatonin to help baby relax and sleep easier, longer. Note to self: label bags 🌞 vs.🌛#boobscience #wondernipple #breastfeeding

[Bianca Beastly @biancabeastly]

I'm legit giddy about the new Super Wal-Mart grand opening by my house. Neighbor to Home Goods, Petsmart and Ross!!! Is this #momlife...'cause I'm getting up early tomorrow for this.

[Bianca Beastly @biancabeastly]

Getting out of the house with a baby should be a professional sport.

[Bianca Beastly @biancabeastly]

Steps to a 7-hour overnight sleep sesh with a newborn:
1. Lavender bath
2. Left boob 13 mins
3. Right boob til she spits it out
4. Burp and rock dance
5. Roll her up in a tight tamalito
Boom. Rookie MVP mommy-daddy team.
I SLEPT!!!🤘💃🙌

[Bianca Beastly @biancabeastly]

My belly button looks like a bootyhole. #tmi #postpartum #stillworthit

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

Apparently the symptoms of pregnancy are like a full time job with stipend paid at the end of 9 months...my current job and blog goals are a little behind. Beast no more. But I'll get there!

[Momma Bia @TheMommaBeast]

I could be swimming in my own preggo vomit and still not hate the thought of Tap nachos.