The Mom, M.Ed. 💃

Mom. Writer (WattPad @jrobeson). Chronic Pain Warrior. Animal lover. Baker, at times. I have extremely dry wit, and I’m not sorry about it. ***I do not DM.***

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

The Unwanted. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Reverse harem #romantasy #booktok #books #fantasy
https://t.co/TAMSIRDh2J

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

Gave myself a concussion, because #ChronicPain #chronicillness, and I’m totally over taking it easy.

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

#booktok #Bookstagram #romantasy #smut #amwriting https://t.co/8RHCRI4mV2

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

The Unwanted. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Reverse harem #romantasy #booktok #books #fantasy
https://t.co/TAMSIRDh2J

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

New book in the works! What happens when chronic pain and addiction affect a marriage? https://t.co/sAeeJe6dXF #amwriting https://t.co/sAeeJe6dXF

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

@RodLacroix Why do I need to make this???

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

Keeping my kid home today because he was threatened at school yesterday.

That kid thinks he can threaten to “jump” MY kid? He has nothing on my friend group and our love of true crime. Or my rage at the thought of someone harming my child.

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

@jflWrites Huskies refuse to go outside.

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Trump & the Village people. What a time to be alive.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

GWB’s inner middle school kid vibes never ceases to make me laugh

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

I’m in love with Vance’s children. AUNTIE J IS HERE!! I BABYSIT FOR FREE!!! I HAVE NINJA BANDAIDS!! I HAVE PUPPY DOGS!!

🤣🤣🤣

I need grandkids, stat. Or in 8-10 years. Whatevs.

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

I’m here for all the fashion. Hair, hats, coats, dresses, heels.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

Dude. Duuuuuuuuude. Is From Blood and Ash high fantasy where TEAM JACOB WINS??? I’m so geeking over here. GEEKING HARD!!!

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

Goldfinch is freaking sadder than Romeo and Juliet, and I didn’t think anyone could beat The Bard. Dying over Malina and Dommik. 😭😭😭 #booktok

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

RFA went well. As soon as my back stops burning from the inside out in … 5 days, I should be getting back to “normal.” Hopefully walking the twins and resuming my daily mom duties! #ChronicPain #chronicillness #arthritis

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

You never know how nasty your words sound until you have a depraved teenager.

“Son, no. Not like that. The balls need to go deeper into the tree.”

SMDH and FML.

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

There’s something wrong with me; I just started Haunting Adeline, and I’m here for it. #booktok

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

Me, 7:58: Mom, are you mad at me?
Me, 7:59: Shit, I guess she is.

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

Nothing like having a group project due tomorrow in a class you never attended in a dream you never wanted to begin with.

[The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd]

That was the most coherent speech writer she’s had, yet.