Ben Monstrey

Im A Crotchety Old Man Filled With Humbuggery Who Just So Happens To Produce TV

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

@SupportRequests #0269562539

[Skippy Singer @TMSFan1984]

Tupac is Thingamajig!
#TheMaskedSinger #HesAlive

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

I’m at the airport so I can’t watch #grandhustleBET so please watch it for me.

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

Can you Postmates Shoes? Asking for a friend... #downwardspiral #wherediditgosowrong

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

The Internet is out. I have every best picture nominee from the past 10 years on dvd. I'm watching Attack of the Clones. #lifechoices

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

just under 5% of my followers are verified, that is an interesting statistic. #fancypants #idontknowhowtotwitter

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

"This plane has been broken all day" is the wrong thing to tell me after a delay. #thisishowidie

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

It would be a shame if someone put bees in your toilet... #beeattack #watchyourbutt

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

Does Sir Mix A Lot have to follow some sort of knightly code? Is that why he cannot lie? #bigbutts #realquestions #blessed

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

The AC at my house just isn't cutting it so it's time to seek refuge at the movie theater #toodamnhot #spiderman

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

I realized that I exclusively use Twitter to promote my shows and to pick fights with large corporations who have slighted me #thefuture

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

@drunklekev says that I don't have any Hot Takes on important topics just Luke Warm takes. I accept that because Luke is a sexy guy #dadjoke

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

Watch #hunted or don't. I'm not a cop but remember there are plenty of cops on the show who might feel differently.

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

@HilmarSkagfield where did you get that awesome wolf shirt? #hunted

[Drunkle Kev @drunklekev]

I cringe every time I watch Emiley throw that phone out the window. #environmentalist #hunted

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

Second! https://t.co/KWSMudhYvl

[Drunkle Kev @drunklekev]

Watch #hunted right now, East Coast. Then read this during the commercial breaks. https://t.co/rbxn91evH6

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

East Coast #Hunted is on, watch it.

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

I would go to @tacobell on the run, they have the most #vegan options #Hunted

[Ben Monstrey @TheMonstrousBen]

Ice ice baby #Hunted