My sister & I having a normal conversation about the #HallmarkChristmasMovie she’s watching:
Whitney: it’s called Welcome to Christmas
Me: hm, never heard of it. On a scale of 1 to Gouda, how cheesy we talking?
Whitney: um, it’s about a Swiss
I’m glad she understands me
Brought @ChipotleTweets for my class and now we’re watching The Office and eating Chipotle instead of studying. Whoever said grad school was hard was clearly doing it wrong
Just had the most romantic meet cute in airport security. Our eyes met as we were both being patted down face to face. Then we smiled and he said “hello” in a beautiful foreign accent and the rest is history (which means we got our bags and went our separate ways) #terminal3love
Man at church this morning: What grade are you starting this year?
Me: 😑
I keep hoping 1 day I’ll take looking 10 yrs younger as a compliment, but I’m still waiting. I’m just going to start telling people I’m in 8th grade so they’ll be super impressed by how mature & smart I am
Russell (my father) met Russell (the Wilderness Explorer from Up) today, and it was the most magical moment I have ever experienced. #DreamsDoComeTrue#RussellsUnite
When your bosses buy the entire office Chipotle for lunch because it’s Friday and we have a staff meeting. And because...Chipotle. >>>> @ChipotleTweets#blessed
My sister using my laptop to type something: "Wow, this keyboard is amazing! It's like a piece of butter on a hot piece of corn on the cob."
I'm pretty sure that's a very high complement, coming from her. Well done @Apple, well done.
Had a dream that I was front row at a Jonas Brothers concert & got to meet @joejonas at the end cuz some jerk threw eggs at the stage & I blocked them. Then he wanted to go to church with me the next morning, so we rode in their tour bus to Parkside. Then I woke up, unfortunately