Matt Vandenberg

95 Style. No matter how many fish are in the sea, it'd be so empty without me

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

@gucci1017 wearing a Jays hat today! Why don't you come on down to Toronto to chill with a G?????!!!!!!

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

@psykotictruth King response.

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

Posts that make fun of people for trying new things and failing, make me too afraid to try at all

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

Was hoping @LilTunechi was going to come out for a verse! #SuperBowl #KendrickBowl

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

The gym is packed! Good to see so many prioritizing their health.

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

Most people hate capitalism because they are losing the game or have been convinced the world would be better without humans

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

@elonmusk

Mr. Musk, do you ever call yourself stupid, an idiot, "a dumb fuck"?

I am currently reading your bibliography.

If you are curious why I am asking before answering, I will explain.

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

You're most likely my type if you have a sun, moon or rose tattoos

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

I do the flaking, I don't get flaked on

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

There's ALWAYS another

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

How many politicians are getting jacked off by Ticketmaster?

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

I'm getting used to breaking hearts

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

If I say something, I FUCKING MEAN IT

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

I am not a religious man. But I do believe we as men must ignore the calls from Satan to look in a woman's direction when she bends over in our vacinity.

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

I know you think you outsmarted me, but I am Matt V. I have the fucking answer

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

@NellyFurtado low key one of the baddest on the planet

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

Being sad is an emotional construct

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

What's it feel like to scratch your face with fake nails?

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

It's ok I'll just dm your friends

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

All girls have to do is like a mfers comment on a post for him to send her unlimited dm's thinking she likes him

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

Love is hard ball

[Matt Vandenberg @TheMostBald]

If you say you will do something, and you do not do it.. You are a fucking loser.