LandonBullard

Procurement of Fun Specialist at Life INC. 2007 MCFA Reserve Grand Champion Goat Farmer. A Dale Brisby Mind and a Heart of Tim Tebow.

[LandonBullard @TheMostlySober]

Fuckin liar

[LandonBullard @TheMostlySober]

No one told me when you turn 30 that I would have baked potatoes for knees ... 😂😂😂

[LandonBullard @TheMostlySober]

@elonmusk are y’all making any Tesla Guitar Amps in 2020-2021?

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I’ve heard of birds shitting on people. Can birds piss on people ?

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2020 let’s get port-a-shitters that don’t make you stare at poop and ocean water slush...

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Landon Bullard & The Mostly Sober Fundraiser for LP
https://t.co/rN1VdwVXGP, via Kickstarter

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😅😅 she’s a beaut!!

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Gonna bring the amps out to @GregAbbott_TX and treat his front lawn until he pays me my lost wages to leave #MoneyForNothin

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@BartCrow Pervert

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@Cati_Jolyn y’all got anything in Tin-Foil??? 😭😂 #2020isWeird

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1100 springs or smd

[95.9 The Ranch @959theranch]

TGIF! Join @959theranch for a full day of live music of the Ranch Facebook Page! @CreedFisher1 takes over at 12noon, @TheMostlySober at 3pm, and the great @raywylie at 8pm!
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Another day another dump in a big box store family restroom. #COVID19

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@sagenorthcutt at the local HEB passing out check hooks and round houses to anyone buying up all the TP!! #LetsGoChamp #TeamNorthcutt #ONEChampionship

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New public flex... pooping in the “ family “ restrooms at big box stores. #Poop #PoopinWithClass

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@TimberlakeLogun @LisaLuckstruck Valid

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I’m blaming all this Yolo Turds in Miami for Prine / Diffie. #SadDamnDay #PullingForPrine

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Bought my fist grill. Burnt some hotdogs. #COVID2019

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In-A-Gah-Dah-COVID-AH Baby- Not The Doors

[LandonBullard @TheMostlySober]

Began my new book. Subtle apocalyptic theme. “ 1000 ways to Wipe your Ass “ #COVIDIDIOTS