I just got to say this right here is the fucking greatest moment of my life. Thought about this for years and years. I'm 41. This is the guy who's been my hero since I was a little fucking kid. Shitting in diapers.
I showed up today, and I expressed my greatest skill which is my auditorily perfect Hulk Hogan voice impersonation. And I did it right to his face and he absolutely loved it. I have the video to prove it. That's the beautiful part. I had such a great experience.
They say don't meet your hero, that's fucking bullshit. Your hero must not be @HulkHogan because as long as your hero is #HulkHogan I promise you meeting your hero is the greatest advice I could give you. Make it happen. This man is a fucking legend. And I'm just glad that I may have been able to entertain him for a second and maybe even leave a lasting impression on him. If you ever needs anything from me he knows I would be there to fucking do it. This is the fucking pinnacle.
Thank you mostly to my wife, who made this happen. I'm genuinely blessed. Any friend who's ever heard me do this and not shitted on me. Gave me the confidence that it is the best in the world and that I should do it to hogan. It was all worth it. We did it. He fucking heard the greatest Hulk Hogan impression and popped like crazy.