Uncle Gabby

BiTCh 🖕🏼 FuCK yOU, HoW MUcH xAnax ANd LeaN DO yOU hAVe TO Do beFORe YoU REaliZE YoURe a FUCkiNg LoSEr HEadA$$ #fuckxanax TwItTeR iS NoT a SAfE PlAce

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

I love Xanax

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

When you walk into the pharmacy and walk out like you bought some Advil.

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

That moment u notice a spider crawling on you so you smack it with the remote but u just so happen to smack the shit out your balls and get spider juice all over my clean bedspread 😁

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

GOD IS GOOD

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

When my gf says she wants matching shirts

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Make America Fentanyl Again

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Pulled up to the function slapping Macklemore

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Where da beannnsss

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

How u a budtender but you’re tryna sell me live resin as live rosin

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Pourin Morton on my bitch coochie for that one taste

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

3.5 of the pink runtz got my bitch stuck like a step sis

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Sitting here thinking that my gf is prolly the only person I know that can go dab for dab with me and not end up a brain dead asparagus.

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Who let my dumbass spray my 2k$ tv with rubbing alcohol to try and wipe off all shit. Shits worth about tree fiddy rn 😭

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

“I’m from the bay where we a lil “hypy””
- Natalie Nunn

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

My black only sprayed upside down 🫠

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Truck feeling like it got a stage 3 cam but in all actuality it’s my spark plugs screaming for help.

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Me for the past 3 days

[Uncle Gabby @TheMrTypeone]

Maybe this adderall will help me figure out my problem