Malcolm Atkins

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

Ever tried to move a @VodafoneUK number to @VOXImobile ?
Don’t. It’ll shorten your life by decades. Incompetence levels beyond belief.Weeks of staggeringly incompetent communication,endless security questions and still no closer to achieving the end goal. #vodafoneuk #voxiuk

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@anon_opin What sort of DAB radios are you primitive people using? Lag? Booting up?

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

That ‘band’ Jungle. Fucking awful. Not even actual jungle. #jungle

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@ShiiineOn_ The Beasties and Beck surely 1 and 2?

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@mattpinfield @mileshuntTWS Yeah it was rather good!

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@OfficialRandL @rockstarenergy Disclosure on the chevron please.

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@anon_opin So true

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@jesusjonesband ERX400’s….👌

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@brianmoore666 Easier than trying to book a driving test for our 17 year old @DVLAgovuk

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@jesusjonesband Always loved hearing this live.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This Yorkshirewoman’s speech about being proudly working class and anti-racist is just the thing you need to hear this week.
https://t.co/jFul6vf5Mq

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Tory MPs fighting to put a bet on what date the general election is

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@fesshole Best when in lower case so you can scratch it back to read ravers only.

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@anon_opin Nah

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@RoyalMail Absolutely no point whatsoever reporting this yet again. You lot are beyond help.

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@RoyalMail despite frequently reporting that we are regularly getting mail for the next road along, I reckon I am delivering more mail there than the actual Royal Mail employee. How can I get on the payroll for this free service I am currently providing? #royalfail

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@jesusjonesband Probably an unpopular opinion and factually incorrect but ‘flat pedals win medals’

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

Watched powerless as someone drove into the drive thru gantry with their bike on top of their car. Then realised it was only a road bike. Close call.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Dope! I'm very aware that I confuse the F outta people bouncing from Acting to HipHop to Metal to Writing Books to whatever... But without variation, Life would be so Boring to me.. 👊🏾

[Malcolm Atkins @TheMtheA]

@fesshole What a desperate miserable lot revelling in solitude. Nothing stopping any of you indulging your hermit tendencies of course.